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Originally Posted by ninetynine99
tight-lipped, so ldo
smh
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Originally Posted by Alobar
He didnt want to try out different sex stuff? What kind of weird **** were you wanting to do?!
Ha, no he really didn't, which took me a while to really understand and we aren't talking any weird bizarre shiat, at least I don't think so! You know, doing it in the shower/tub, um different orifices...and I tied him up. In retrospect, that was a bad idea.
He didn't want to try it, so I stupidly waited until he was asleep. Then I tied him up with the cords of his game controllers (and other shiat) which I then tied to his TV. rofl I wish I was making this up. When he woke up, SURPRISE!
He was pissed, then the clunker of a TV fell over. Let's just say Very Josie didn't get any that night.
ROFL I'd forgotten all about that.