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06-07-2020 , 12:04 AM
*Mrs. RoundGuy enters the chat*
06-07-2020 , 12:04 AM
Bout 30°
06-07-2020 , 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by 27offsuit
*Mrs. RoundGuy enters the chat*
Unfortunately, Mrs. RG had her first live yoga class in 3-months the other day. If that comes back as a real thing, she's pretty much AWOL. She loves that sh*t.

But, I can still get her to talk after a glass of wine.
06-07-2020 , 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime
Bout 30°
Damn, I'm not a girl, but I have tried to piss with a hard-on. 30-degrees is about right.

Not fun. The torque is pretty much insurmountable.
06-07-2020 , 12:33 AM
Sorry about the dick angle bro.
06-07-2020 , 12:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 27offsuit
Sorry about the dick angle bro.
It's perfectly fine, unless you're trying to piss in a toilet.
06-07-2020 , 12:37 AM
06-07-2020 , 12:48 AM
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06-07-2020 , 12:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RoundGuy
It's perfectly fine, unless you're trying to piss in a toilet.
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06-07-2020 , 12:50 AM
A+ jish, A+.

27, don't let this one go, even when he's dumb.
06-07-2020 , 12:51 AM
MLY,

Give RG some insight into what real dick angle looks like.
06-07-2020 , 12:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 27offsuit
MLY,

Give RG some insight into what real dick angle looks like.
Any dude at 45-degrees or more ain't pleasing a girl.
06-07-2020 , 01:00 AM
Gotta talk to the dickslayer bro.
06-07-2020 , 01:01 AM
True that.
06-07-2020 , 01:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime
Quick question, does any of your wives or have y'all ever met a woman with a high pee hole?

Like when I pee, I have to lean forward or pee shoots over the toilet seat into my shoe or on my foot.
Yep my wife tells me about her friends doing that all the time. So many friends with those odd pee holes. Then she points them out at parties.


I hope those aren't Nikes.
06-07-2020 , 01:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RoundGuy
Any dude at 45-degrees or more ain't pleasing a girl.
I've never tried to geometrically figure it out.
06-07-2020 , 11:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime
Quick question, does any of your wives or have y'all ever met a woman with a high pee hole?
Mama warned me about girls like you.
06-07-2020 , 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by whatthejish
So true. Or after coming. It takes me at least half hour usually before it's not a struggle. I imagine it in my head like train tracks switching.




Vas deferens.
06-07-2020 , 12:14 PM
I always think of it like the multi-colored pens.

No problem switching streams here tho.
06-07-2020 , 12:28 PM
MLYLT - The problem is you have a big, fat ass. Everything is higher from the seat, and you can't sit in the proper spot because the tank is in the way. It is within your ability to change this.
06-07-2020 , 12:53 PM
I had that thought.
06-07-2020 , 01:01 PM
Lol no, it's been like that all my life.
In gym a girl came and sat on my lap when I was peeing once and I squirted her lol
06-07-2020 , 01:03 PM
Just FYI, if your girl suddenly needs to leave the restaurant/party/whatever after going to the bathroom it could be that she has pee in her shoe.
06-07-2020 , 01:11 PM
Or she's ready for sexy time.
06-07-2020 , 04:00 PM
Or some girl squirted her with pee.

      
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