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07-13-2006 , 06:05 PM
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Hahahaaa. Please tell me this is real.
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW YAESSSSSS

TRAINWRECK .... Please please please please be real
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07-13-2006 , 06:27 PM
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Hahahaaa. Please tell me this is real.
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW YAESSSSSS

TRAINWRECK .... Please please please please be real
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07-13-2006 , 06:34 PM
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How about you put it on eBay and get rid of it before I put it in the dumpster.
Are you confirming that guitarizt is indeed your woodworking roommate?

guitarizt,

Are OP's allegations true? Did you consider obtaining consent prior to installing industrial machinery in your living room?
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07-13-2006 , 06:38 PM
rofl.
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07-13-2006 , 06:41 PM
Oh man I can't stop laughing at this quote! I have this vision of the Presidental press pool shouting questions at the roomate.Pure gold



[/quote]Are OP's allegations true? Did you consider obtaining consent prior to installing industrial machinery in your living room?

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07-13-2006 , 06:43 PM
this thread is gold.

but look on the bright side, OP: chicks dig lathes:

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07-13-2006 , 06:50 PM
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but look on the bright side, OP: chicks dig lathes:



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07-13-2006 , 07:32 PM
Man I'll bet that lathe is fun as hell to play with at parties.
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07-13-2006 , 07:47 PM
All,

this thread has been amazing. the picture made me lol for the first time in front of a computer in a while. and i liked "carpentry [censored]."

any updates on the sitaution? has he used the lathe yet? can you get a picture of this guy with your camera phone?
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07-13-2006 , 09:29 PM
We need a pic of this guy using the lathe, ASAP
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07-13-2006 , 10:09 PM
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We need a pic of this guy using the lathe, ASAP
Indeed. we don't WANT a pic of the guy using the lathe, the public demands it.
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07-14-2006 , 02:02 PM
this needs to be bumped.....I NEED an update.

And please, oh pleaseeeee lathe a block of cheddar.
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07-15-2006 , 03:13 AM
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a lathe? wtf does he need a lathe for?
That's what we said. He works at a woodshop and his hobby is carpentry type BS/building guitars. Why the hell he needs a lathe in the middle of our living room I have no idea.
Where the [censored] else am I supposed to put it?

Is this really the roommate in question, or some moron trying to be funny?
I guess by process of elimination that makes me the moron trying to be funny.
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07-15-2006 , 05:17 AM
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a lathe? wtf does he need a lathe for?
That's what we said. He works at a woodshop and his hobby is carpentry type BS/building guitars. Why the hell he needs a lathe in the middle of our living room I have no idea.
Where the [censored] else am I supposed to put it?

Is this really the roommate in question, or some moron trying to be funny?
I guess by process of elimination that makes me the moron trying to be funny.

son of a bitch.... so much hype.... it was too good to be true.
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07-15-2006 , 03:33 PM
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a lathe? wtf does he need a lathe for?
That's what we said. He works at a woodshop and his hobby is carpentry type BS/building guitars. Why the hell he needs a lathe in the middle of our living room I have no idea.
Where the [censored] else am I supposed to put it?

Is this really the roommate in question, or some moron trying to be funny?
I guess by process of elimination that makes me the moron trying to be funny.
You could've followed up. I was trying to play along.
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07-15-2006 , 09:01 PM
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a lathe? wtf does he need a lathe for?
That's what we said. He works at a woodshop and his hobby is carpentry type BS/building guitars. Why the hell he needs a lathe in the middle of our living room I have no idea.
Where the [censored] else am I supposed to put it?

Is this really the roommate in question, or some moron trying to be funny?
I guess by process of elimination that makes me the moron trying to be funny.
You could've followed up. I was trying to play along.

Yeah, then it WOULD have been funny... instead you just suck!
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07-16-2006 , 12:50 AM
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a lathe? wtf does he need a lathe for?
That's what we said. He works at a woodshop and his hobby is carpentry type BS/building guitars. Why the hell he needs a lathe in the middle of our living room I have no idea.
Where the [censored] else am I supposed to put it?

Is this really the roommate in question, or some moron trying to be funny?
I guess by process of elimination that makes me the moron trying to be funny.

son of a bitch.... so much hype.... it was too good to be true.
Come on, you think OP would post about his roommate if he already had 80 posts on this site? And he never mentioned poker. I thought it was pretty obvious guitarizt was making a joke.
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07-16-2006 , 12:56 AM
Menancingly place sentimental objects of his (eg photos of family) in the lathe. Deny knowledge.
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07-16-2006 , 01:39 AM
holy crap. awesome thread.
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07-31-2006 , 03:13 PM
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holy crap. awesome thread.
How did I miss this !
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07-31-2006 , 03:32 PM
This thread is LOL
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08-02-2006 , 03:43 AM
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Throw him out, then 3 days later call him up and ask if you can borrow his lathe.
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08-02-2006 , 03:55 AM
What if he comes home one day and his lathe is on the sidewalk?
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08-02-2006 , 08:00 AM
I'm pretty amazed that no one has said this, but couldn't you just remove the lathe from your apartment in the middle of the night and just ditch it somewhere?

--Dave.

Edit: Lathes are fun. I'm personally jealous that he owns a lathe. Maybe he should buy a house to go with it.
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08-02-2006 , 08:27 AM
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For poker players you are all so passive-aggressive. Tea bagging and throwing dirty dishes in his room?

i fail to see how putting nuts to his mouth is passive-aggressive. this seems like a pretty confrontational act?

you need to win the arms race of non-household devices. you could build a cigar smoking machine, then have the 3 of you go on a camping trip while it burns through ~100 cigars in one of the bedrooms back to back. ideally, the construction of the machine would involve a lathe.
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