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07-10-2006 , 02:49 PM
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Got a crappy pic with my phone. See, not as bad as probably imagined. Still a [censored] lathe in the living room though.


you seriously need to put a note on it similar to the car thread and see what happens.

that is hilarious you have a nice tv, decent couches and then an old ass beat up lathe in your room. hahahaha
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07-10-2006 , 02:49 PM
If it's in a common room, it must be for everyone's use. I bet you could really peel some potatoes with that son of a bitch.

Or, try to make yourself some furniture using steel pipes.
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07-10-2006 , 02:50 PM
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I bet you could really peel some potatoes with that son of a bitch.

I like where your head's at.
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07-10-2006 , 02:50 PM
Can you get hurt from that thing?
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07-10-2006 , 02:51 PM
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I bet you could really peel some potatoes with that son of a bitch.

I like where your head's at.
Put the roommate on curly fry making detail. That should make up for any funds lost due to unauthorized beer consumption.
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07-10-2006 , 02:51 PM
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Can you get hurt from that thing?
I'm pretty sure the main purpose of a lathe is to catch a man's tie when he's standing too close to it and smash his face into the wood.
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07-10-2006 , 02:53 PM
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That's more awesome than I ever could have hoped.
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07-10-2006 , 02:54 PM
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Can you get hurt from that thing?
That's the problem. If they give the guy any lip, he'll turn them all into table legs and baseball bats.
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07-10-2006 , 03:00 PM
we need stuey to make a picture of zidane cracking the lathe with his head.

+ = problem solved
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07-10-2006 , 03:03 PM
im lol'ing myself to death at work right now.

rj
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07-10-2006 , 03:05 PM
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Can you get hurt from that thing?
I'm pretty sure the main purpose of a lathe is to catch a man's tie when he's standing too close to it and smash his face into the wood.
classic
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07-10-2006 , 03:06 PM
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-He bought a lathe, and without asking anybody, placed it in the living room.
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07-10-2006 , 03:10 PM
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im lol'ing myself to death at work right now.

rj
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07-10-2006 , 03:14 PM
Handcuff him to the lathe until he agrees to leave. After a couple hours, start threatening him WITH the lathe that he's handcuffed to.
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07-10-2006 , 03:19 PM
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That's more awesome than I ever could have hoped.
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im lol'ing myself to death at work right now.
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07-10-2006 , 03:19 PM
Creative idea #48:

Strap colored flashlights to the lathe, turn it on, turn off the lights and have a SEXY PARTY!
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07-10-2006 , 03:22 PM
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Creative idea #48:

Strap colored flashlights to the lathe, turn it on, turn off the lights and have a SEXY PARTY!
That's so gay. The only thing the room needs now is a drill press.
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07-10-2006 , 03:22 PM
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Creative idea #48:

Strap colored flashlights to the lathe, turn it on, turn off the lights and have a SEXY PARTY!
That's so gay. The only thing the room needs now is a drill press.
Dude, do you have any idea how many chicks you could pull with a disco lathe?
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07-10-2006 , 03:30 PM
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Creative idea #48:

Strap colored flashlights to the lathe, turn it on, turn off the lights and have a SEXY PARTY!
That's so gay. The only thing the room needs now is a drill press.
Dude, do you have any idea how many chicks you could pull with a disco lathe?
Chicks dig a big drill press for obvious reasons.
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07-10-2006 , 03:30 PM
Daver,

Compound Miter Saw ftw.
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07-10-2006 , 03:33 PM
Sell the damn thing on eBay.
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07-10-2006 , 03:36 PM
Why isn't the lathe in his bedroom? That's ******ed!

Here's the way out of your situation... You, or one of your other good roomates needs to "come out" (hey, take one for the team!) and start hitting on this guy. Repeatedly and constantly. When he complains, you guys all have to stick together, call him a homophobe and insist the rest of you are all open minded... If you really want to get him out fast, start regularly making out in the livingroom with your other roommates.
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07-10-2006 , 03:38 PM
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Why isn't the lathe in his bedroom? That's ******ed!

Here's the way out of your situation... You, or one of your other good roomates needs to "come out" (hey, take one for the team!) and start hitting on this guy. Repeatedly and constantly. When he complains, you guys all have to stick together, call him a homophobe and insist the rest of you are all open minded... If you really want to get him out fast, start regularly making out in the livingroom with your other roommates.
This can backfire immediately.
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07-10-2006 , 03:38 PM
All, if your plan doesn't involve lathing something it probably sucks.
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07-10-2006 , 03:38 PM
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Why isn't the lathe in his bedroom? That's ******ed!

Here's the way out of your situation... You, or one of your other good roomates needs to "come out" (hey, take one for the team!) and start hitting on this guy. Repeatedly and constantly. When he complains, you guys all have to stick together, call him a homophobe and insist the rest of you are all open minded... If you really want to get him out fast, start regularly making out in the livingroom with your other roommates.
You and I have vastly different problem-solving strategies, sir. No roommate is that bad.
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