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Old 07-10-2006, 02:49 PM   #51
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Got a crappy pic with my phone. See, not as bad as probably imagined. Still a [censored] lathe in the living room though.


you seriously need to put a note on it similar to the car thread and see what happens.

that is hilarious you have a nice tv, decent couches and then an old ass beat up lathe in your room. hahahaha
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Old 07-10-2006, 02:49 PM   #52
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If it's in a common room, it must be for everyone's use. I bet you could really peel some potatoes with that son of a *****.

Or, try to make yourself some furniture using steel pipes.
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Old 07-10-2006, 02:50 PM   #53
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I bet you could really peel some potatoes with that son of a *****.

I like where your head's at.
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Old 07-10-2006, 02:50 PM   #54
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Can you get hurt from that thing?
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Old 07-10-2006, 02:51 PM   #55
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I bet you could really peel some potatoes with that son of a *****.

I like where your head's at.
Put the roommate on curly fry making detail. That should make up for any funds lost due to unauthorized beer consumption.
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Old 07-10-2006, 02:51 PM   #56
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Can you get hurt from that thing?
I'm pretty sure the main purpose of a lathe is to catch a man's tie when he's standing too close to it and smash his face into the wood.
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Old 07-10-2006, 02:53 PM   #57
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That's more awesome than I ever could have hoped.
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Old 07-10-2006, 02:54 PM   #58
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Can you get hurt from that thing?
That's the problem. If they give the guy any lip, he'll turn them all into table legs and baseball bats.
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:00 PM   #59
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we need stuey to make a picture of zidane cracking the lathe with his head.

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Old 07-10-2006, 03:03 PM   #60
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im lol'ing myself to death at work right now.

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Old 07-10-2006, 03:05 PM   #61
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I'm pretty sure the main purpose of a lathe is to catch a man's tie when he's standing too close to it and smash his face into the wood.
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:06 PM   #62
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-He bought a lathe, and without asking anybody, placed it in the living room.
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:10 PM   #63
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:14 PM   #64
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Handcuff him to the lathe until he agrees to leave. After a couple hours, start threatening him WITH the lathe that he's handcuffed to.
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:19 PM   #65
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:19 PM   #66
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Creative idea #48:

Strap colored flashlights to the lathe, turn it on, turn off the lights and have a SEXY PARTY!
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:22 PM   #67
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Strap colored flashlights to the lathe, turn it on, turn off the lights and have a SEXY PARTY!
That's so gay. The only thing the room needs now is a drill press.
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:22 PM   #68
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Strap colored flashlights to the lathe, turn it on, turn off the lights and have a SEXY PARTY!
That's so gay. The only thing the room needs now is a drill press.
Dude, do you have any idea how many chicks you could pull with a disco lathe?
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:30 PM   #69
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Strap colored flashlights to the lathe, turn it on, turn off the lights and have a SEXY PARTY!
That's so gay. The only thing the room needs now is a drill press.
Dude, do you have any idea how many chicks you could pull with a disco lathe?
Chicks dig a big drill press for obvious reasons.
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:30 PM   #70
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Daver,

Compound Miter Saw ftw.
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:33 PM   #71
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Sell the damn thing on eBay.
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:36 PM   #72
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Why isn't the lathe in his bedroom? That's ******ed!

Here's the way out of your situation... You, or one of your other good roomates needs to "come out" (hey, take one for the team!) and start hitting on this guy. Repeatedly and constantly. When he complains, you guys all have to stick together, call him a homophobe and insist the rest of you are all open minded... If you really want to get him out fast, start regularly making out in the livingroom with your other roommates.
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:38 PM   #73
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Why isn't the lathe in his bedroom? That's ******ed!

Here's the way out of your situation... You, or one of your other good roomates needs to "come out" (hey, take one for the team!) and start hitting on this guy. Repeatedly and constantly. When he complains, you guys all have to stick together, call him a homophobe and insist the rest of you are all open minded... If you really want to get him out fast, start regularly making out in the livingroom with your other roommates.
This can backfire immediately.
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:38 PM   #74
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All, if your plan doesn't involve lathing something it probably sucks.
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:38 PM   #75
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Why isn't the lathe in his bedroom? That's ******ed!

Here's the way out of your situation... You, or one of your other good roomates needs to "come out" (hey, take one for the team!) and start hitting on this guy. Repeatedly and constantly. When he complains, you guys all have to stick together, call him a homophobe and insist the rest of you are all open minded... If you really want to get him out fast, start regularly making out in the livingroom with your other roommates.
You and I have vastly different problem-solving strategies, sir. No roommate is that bad.
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