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Old 05-29-2013, 01:00 AM   #326
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Re: Roommate from Hell

I remember spending most of the day at work with giggling fits over this thread. My coworkers really thought there was something wrong with me.
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Old 05-29-2013, 02:23 AM   #327
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My roommate is trying to get me to move out because her mother has no place to live.

I signed the lease and it ends in Sept 1. Told her sorry, but your mothers problems can not be put on me. House is mine just as much as yours
sleep with the mom ldo
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Old 05-29-2013, 02:25 AM   #328
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If you have the means to find another place I would think doing so in that instance would be the best route. Just ask her to pay for the moving expenses or something. Gotta be hell living with someone after you tell them you don't care if their mom is out on the streets.
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Old 05-29-2013, 11:06 AM   #329
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Give her mom a lathe.
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Old 05-29-2013, 07:57 PM   #330
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Isn't he only entitled to 1/4 of the living room? A large lathe should mean he owes more rent.
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Old 05-29-2013, 11:00 PM   #331
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Re: Roommate from Hell

Classic thread. I remember laughing for a while the first time reading it.

Did the OP ever find a new roommate?
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Old 05-30-2013, 12:12 PM   #332
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Re: Roommate from Hell

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My roommate is trying to get me to move out because her mother has no place to live.

I signed the lease and it ends in Sept 1. Told her sorry, but your mothers problems can not be put on me. House is mine just as much as yours
Buy lathe and start using it in the apartment.
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Old 05-30-2013, 03:06 PM   #333
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If you have the means to find another place I would think doing so in that instance would be the best route. Just ask her to pay for the moving expenses or something. Gotta be hell living with someone after you tell them you don't care if their mom is out on the streets.
It will be a pain in the ass, especially taking apart my huge desk. I don't have truck and will need to borrow or rent one. I have a fairly small car.

Giving it some more thought, I think you are right. My lease was up in Sept. 1 anyway. If I don't move out, we will not get along and she will resent me. I hope I can find something, I have 30 days. I really liked where I am now though. It was a nice house. My roommate is a female and a lil bit nuts too. I don't know how many, but she takes like 7 different prescriptions for ADHD. But thats, besides the point.

And I didn't say that I don't care if her mom in on the streets. I said that her mom's issues should have no effect on me as we both are on the lease and pay the same about 50/50. From what very little info I got from talking to the mom directly (my roommate went to the beach and her mom stayed her at the house on Memorial Weekend), it seems she was in a very bad relationship and left the guy.

But still, legally, I don't think she can just give me the boot. She slipped a letter under my door this morning that was fairly long, saying sorry, but she needs to do this for her mom, and hopes things work out well...etc

I think its a tough spot for everyone, but im the one who will probably leave out of, well, decency I guess. I dunno is finding a new place by July 1 the right thing to do oot?
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Old 05-30-2013, 06:51 PM   #334
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Re: Roommate from Hell

Stop tarding up this thread with non-lathe-reminiscing.
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Old 03-20-2014, 03:05 AM   #335
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Bump it up
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Old 03-20-2014, 05:31 AM   #336
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Now I finally know where the lathe in the living room comes from! Wonder if thread is worth reading.
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Old 03-25-2014, 01:53 AM   #337
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Re: Roommate from Hell

Douche his pussy while the rest of your roomates look on in horror. Just act like you're doing nothing unusual and its a normal thing to be doing. If he struggles, tries to pull away or says wtf dont say a word, just struggle back or follow him while you continue to douche his pussy.
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Old 03-26-2014, 02:40 AM   #338
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How are you not banned and cleaned for good?
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Old 03-26-2014, 01:10 PM   #339
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Old 03-27-2014, 03:52 AM   #340
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a ****ing lathe??????
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Old 04-05-2014, 02:01 PM   #341
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we had a douchebag of a house mate that we got stuck with for 2 years kinda crazy right, his name was Tim, and we affectionately named him Timmler
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Old 05-05-2014, 12:49 PM   #342
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I had just read this thread and 2 friends of mine have a woodworking business, I went to pick them up friday from their shop, and the first thing I see was a ****ing lathe.
I was litteraly ROFLMAO for 10 minutes, when I tried to explain, they off course didn't understand wtf I was talking about.

Needless to say they both think Iam bat**** crazy.
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Old 05-05-2014, 05:02 PM   #343
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Old 02-01-2016, 08:00 PM   #344
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Windows 10 trolling with automated lock screen photos.

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Old 02-02-2016, 05:28 PM   #345
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Was hoping that somebody else had a lathe-related roommate issue.

Should still be a prerequisite that all roommate problem threads include a picture of a lathe.
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Old 02-05-2016, 06:39 PM   #346
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Lol at some people posting their "giant problems" on here.

It's very obvious you need to move out....hmmm maybe i am a genius...
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Old 08-24-2016, 10:47 PM   #347
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Does anyone have a photo of that lathe archived? Photo isnt working anymore nd this is too funny I must see it
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Old 08-24-2016, 11:05 PM   #348
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