So my friend has this sister, Doris. This girl, she has some chest on her. And not bad looking overall. Few weeks ago we’re at a party. We’re outside fooling around on my friend’s car. It’s a small car. This is no small girl. And I’m not small. She wouldn’t get in the backseat anyway. It happens. Afterwards I knew that we weren’t going anywhere. For one thing I have a job transferring me overseas, and another thing, her left eye wandered a little. And that would distract me.
But the point is, afterwards I realize I hadn’t thrown anywhere near my best hump at her. So, on one hand I know that we’re not gonna gonout any more, on the other hand I’m thinking to myself, “If I don’t date Doris again, she’s gonna think that when we were in that little car I threw her my best hump.” I can’t have that. That was my dilemma. So I wound up taking her out again and I threw her a first rate hump, but off that I began to realize that she felt that we might have some possibilities.
What do I do?

You start fewer OOT threads.

Looking for advice, man. Don’t wanna lead this broad on.

You get a new hobby and stop trolling 2+2, zippyroo.

Tell Doris how you really feel in a tenderly written telegram.

As always, just ask Joey *****

http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/show...t=1&vc=1&nt=11

lol I had forgotten about those "delicate" stories, great thread saver

I feel like if you kept honing your craft you have the potential for some pretty entertaining troll threads....I just don't want to have to wade through the piles of garbage you're going to write until you eventually get there. So maybe find a diff forum and come back in a few years, cuz I really do think there is something there.

I think after you thru the 2nd and first rate hump you should feel proud as a man for not letting that be a regret. For advice I would say take Betsy out for a 3rd date, she is likely looking for no more from you than you are from her.

you post bad, but are you a bad poster.

So basically pussy intimidates you.

Have sex with her brother. You owe him that much and it'll send a clear signal that you don't want a relationship.

TAKE HER TO PLEASURE TOWN

What a stupid thread

I firmly believe OP can do better.

Regards,
Laser Eyes

And yet not nearly as bad as the work that got his last three accounts banned.

Easy. **** the car, Marry Doris, Kill yourself.

A big girl with a small chest would look really weird.

not the brightest crayon in the box, eh?

No NYPD Blue fans here? The OP is a direct quote from Andy Sipowicz.

Edit: Ok, not an exact quote, but the story is identical.

That makes the thread even worse

Try peeing on her

too late, you already threw her a first rate hump

Im not sure if there is anyone I pity more in the world than a fat girl with little tits. That has got to be brutal

I guess you and I are the only ones. Great show!