I want to say something that could make someone extremely wealthy. Before I tell you this, this idea is kinda far fetched. OK now, Do you agree with me that many people are addicted to tobacco? Okay, how much does tobacco like cigarettes and cigars cost in stores? I know... it adds up to hundreds. Okay, now what if I told you that this idea can increase the Tobacco industry and is probably the next step an EVOLUTION. What if I told you that you can market these to people that don't even smoke to have it? WTF!? Okay heres the idea, electronic cigarette are invented but no one uses it. Why? because the potential have been overlooked. They are all boring crappy colors, if you make them into a "fresher color" and market it with the mainstream and make it sound cool, this can potentially explode. nicotine refills gives you the same feeling as a cigarette but it is 10 times cheaper. if tobacco company switched to distributing a electronic cigarette and f aux cigarette refills it can get everyone to smoke and get addicted. This can be other stuff too, the electronic cigarette that can just do pure THC extra for example. You can have DIFFERENT packets of weed, cigars, and any other smokable tobacco tastes in a electronic cigarette. You can even do HOOKAH extract or just flavored tobacco. You can then go bigger, open so much more shops, factories, new companies, new technology, even new shocks to the economic model. What if economic growth equations are tied to "addictions" like an necessity. So as the prices of necessity go up so must the economy or their currency will inflate. This also explains why there is a natural inflation. Because necessity's prices go up and people can't afford necessities then the economy must inflate or go to war, but I digress. So this could start the evolution of tobacco companies and maybe the world?


Thread savers,

you gotta lay off the weed dude.

Your thread savers can't even save this thread.

he is damn close though to saving it.



Im more intrigued why you think this is an insane idea. Its not, or if this is the crazy thing you have ever thought, you are the dullest person on earth.

insane- during christmas dinner briefly thinking about what would happen if you just started punching random family members in the face

not insane- some stupid colored e cigarette

man is this what i'm like when i'm high?

Just cut back on things like "electronics" make them out of sugar and market them to children with the money you save.

ill invest

Paragraphs bro

What about making a hybrid between tomatoes and tobacco? You could call it Tomacco!

You're being unfair to weed.

I had a dream last night that a cigarette was smoking ME.

Nice thread savers, I mean god DAMN.

I read half that post and I think it gave me a mental disorder.

is that big block of text worth reading?

No. This is completely normal. Insane would be doing it.

"Okay, how much does tobacco like cigarettes and cigars cost in stores? I know... it adds up to hundreds."

Sounds like a very profitable industry.

Wait, your brilliant idea is ... color?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8l0YM5Y9lA

So you're saying tobacco companies should start selling a product that will make them much less profit, that is less addicting and much easier to make knockoffs of, and market it to their current customer base?

Brilliant.

Yeah, I mean thinking about punching family members during holidays is about the most sane and commonplace thing there is.

I'm a corporate bigwig and I like the sound of your idea; look to the east at noon tomorrow and you will see a helicopter approaching the roof of your building in the projects. Run (don't walk) up the stairs and get in. There will be a man inside with a navy trench coat on, exchange hellos and nothing more. We expect to be finished revolutionizing the tobacco industry on Memorial Day. After which, we'll fly you over to the local public swimming pool after close, when we are low enough, jump out in a pencil dive. Terrycloth towel will be waiting poolside, dry yourself off. Climb the fence, and head to the nearest liquor store. Once inside, buy yourself a three musketeers bar. You done good, kid.

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Yeah, thinking about what it would be like to do extremely inappropriate things is completely normal.

Its not due to any deep rooted urge to hurt those around you or being an anti-social psychopath. Its just natural curiosity about what would happen if you, or anyone really, just did something so completely out of context and shocking.

OP needs to return to this thread and defend himself.