Not stopping is terribad.

Where do you draw the line of stopping/not stopping between clipping his door with your mirror and ripping his door off its hinges with your fender?

But, as played, let it go and hope nothing comes of it.

Capone,

How could you be certain that the guy she hit wasn't injured?

How can there be two adults in one car and neither one of them understands leaving the scene of an accident is a crime?

She realized it after the fact. I'm pretty certain he wasn't hurt.

I'm not sure you understand how marriage works.

Funny story ... Went to the doctor today for some weird swelling/puffiness. "That's a hernia," he said. Ok. We talk about it.

For all my life I've had a tendency towards the "vasovagel" reaction .... talk about needles ... give me a shot ... take my blood, no matter how small amount ... I might faint.

It sucks. It's funny. I'm like a goddamn fainting goat.

And that's what happened. We were discussing how surgery probably isn't necessary, etc etc, and I was saying "I'm not the kind of person who has to get everything fixed ..."

And the next thing is just "you're ok .... you're ok ...."

I came out of it completely disoriented. Doc tried to conceal his amusement. Said I'd been snoring and out for almost 10 seconds .... And it really is funny.

I turn 42 tomorrow. Probably more than halfway done with this trip, and maybe my ride is starting to show signs of wear.

I mention this because I just finished emailing my dad. He's 82, and he emailed yesterday to ask me "who is this narrator in my head?" ... Who is ElSapo Sr.? ... And so I told him the fainting story. ... My body isn't me. The narrator in his head, that's not him. ...

Did you see him give a cheery wave in your rearview mirror? Didn't you both realize that she'd just hit someone when she adjusted her mirror and you yelled at her?

Re: Lol woman driver:

Handle it China-style by backing up and running over guy #2 until he’s dead.

I fainted in the recovery room seeing my nephew for the first time. Noticed a drop of blood in the pee bag and went down like a sack of potatoes.

Lapka will sincerely appreciate this show of vulnerability from you doc

I trust lapka not to pull a "just when I thought I was out, he pulls me back in" in this case.

You are right. I don't have a learning disability

ESA scam, babs, fraud, hit & run, it's like OOT is the place to come and admit to your crimes.

He sounds like a goddamn Buddhist.

I'm trying. There's hope for him yet. He's asking the questions, anyway.

Larry legend and 27, check your PMs.

RIP Joel Robuchon

This was the #1 item on French news at the start of this week. 32 Michelin stars is immense.

Every reddit thread confirms ubereats steals fries but a fist-sized hole in the top of my McDonald's bag really lady!?

Using Uber for anything runs a high chance of dealing with someone of a Babs or Mbabs type personality

The fry tax is completely standard and part of any ff experience for a non-driver. When my friends and I would go thru any ff drive thru, the driver was always expected to levy a fry tax before the bag was passed on to the passengers. Ubereats is no different.

You’re paying them to deliver your food untouched, your friend isn’t compensated in the same manner. This is where your logic falls into the pit of oblivion

LOL chicks always grabbing at your resources

I used to have a gf who would never order her own fries but always ask for "just a couple" of my fries Rapini-literally every single time I got some, then ofc eat 50-75% of them, but would get legit mad at me when I started always ordering an extra fries because of this.