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03-02-2012 , 01:44 PM

#176

jmakin

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Who bumped this ****ing abortion of a thread?? Uh oh, I used the word abortion. Plz don't moderate me. Crap I used it twice. HAVE MERCY DIDZ

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03-02-2012 , 02:22 PM

#177

ragip

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Originally Posted by IcyHotMonkey

some anti-semantic remark

lol

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03-02-2012 , 02:36 PM

#178

Dids

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Originally Posted by jmakinmecrzy

Who bumped this ****ing abortion of a thread?? Uh oh, I used the word abortion. Plz don't moderate me. Crap I used it twice. HAVE MERCY DIDZ

You have been very right twice in this thread.

All worth it for the range balancing though.

In the spirit of what this thread has become, the following not at all sick really just more being an ******* burn:

One one of my friend's girlfriends told a stupid story in response to something- and I was all "You know, I had the exact same thought, but then I heard it come out of your mouth and realized how INCREDIBLY STUPID it was and thought otherwise*". Thankfully we were all on drugs and everybody laughed.

*- this was true.

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03-02-2012 , 03:46 PM

#179

Dr. Spaceman

worth 1000 words

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zing!

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03-02-2012 , 03:48 PM

#180

Alobar

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B+, I enjoyed

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03-02-2012 , 04:16 PM

#181

Tony_P

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Originally Posted by Phresh

He was amish?

that's how i read it the first few times

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03-02-2012 , 04:33 PM

#182

W0X0F

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Originally Posted by swd805

Was gonna write up the whole story, but decided to go with the short version.

An ex boss I had quit working for drove by my house randomly on the 4th of july, while i was drunk, and I yelled at him, he decided to back the truck up and mouth off. He said something alluding to me being a freeloader off my parents (which isnt true) and my comeback was "well your just mad because your wife cheated on you!" (which is true)

The look on his face was pretty awful, so as hes driving off my brother runs out of the house and throws a beer can at his truck (it was budweiser for you beer snobs)

And one other thing, his 13yo son was in the truck with him.

You may be a redneck if......

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03-02-2012 , 04:53 PM

#183

IcyHotMonkey

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Originally Posted by ragip

lol

haha, oops. it's all semantics...

proof reading fail, still a funny story.

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03-02-2012 , 05:16 PM

#184

Punker

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Originally Posted by MikeGotNuts

...and I said, "*exactly* like a slot machine".

For forum/IP burns, this is equal winner with my other favorite:

"I'm sorry, I'll take out the part about you winning big pots."

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03-02-2012 , 06:13 PM

#185

JaredL

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Thread title is a pretty sick burn IMO.

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03-02-2012 , 06:14 PM

#186

jmakin

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By far the most tilting thing about this thread is how "sick" and "burns" both have their own sets of quotes in the thread title

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03-02-2012 , 06:24 PM

#187

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Originally Posted by jmakinmecrzy

By far the most tilting thing about this thread is how "sick" and "burns" both have their own sets of quotes in the thread title

Maybe this should go in the nit thread but it seems appropriate since both sick and burn turned out to have been used ironically.

Last edited by JaredL; 03-02-2012 at 06:24 PM. Reason: FU autocorrect

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03-02-2012 , 07:04 PM

#188

Dids

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Yeah- that was very intentional and for that exact reason. (y'all realize that was a change made today, right?)

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03-02-2012 , 07:10 PM

#189

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Originally Posted by Dids

Yeah- that was very intentional and for that exact reason. (y'all realize that was a change made today, right?)

Yes, K.ar.ak, we realized that.

/sickburn

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03-02-2012 , 07:13 PM

#190

jmakin

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Now it's not annoying it's just funny

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03-02-2012 , 07:31 PM

#191

Thug Bubbles

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Sick Burn

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03-03-2012 , 02:03 AM

#192

AceofSpades

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A group of friends and I were about to leave the dorm to get food,but we had to wait on my asian friend that was taking forever to take a piss.

so i yelled "if you havent found it yet, you aren't going to"

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03-03-2012 , 04:28 AM

#193

rubixxcube

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Friend is divorced and often takes his 4 year old son to the park. One day his kid says to him "looks like there's only fat moms here today dad."

Few years back a very annoying girl we know comes up to me and my friends wearing a shirt that says "today is my birthday" and she says "guess what today is"
My response, "wear the stupidest shirt you can find day?"

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03-03-2012 , 05:02 AM

#194

goofball

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One time I was eating a bunch of shrimp in this meeting a guy said "hey goof the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp." So I said "oh yeah? well the jerkstore called, they're running out of you!"

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03-03-2012 , 07:02 AM

#195

SirGaribaldi

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i once had to break it for a ginger that he has no soul

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03-03-2012 , 07:19 AM

#196

DblBarrelJ

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Originally Posted by swd805

Was gonna write up the whole story, but decided to go with the short version.

An ex boss I had quit working for drove by my house randomly on the 4th of july, while i was drunk, and I yelled at him, he decided to back the truck up and mouth off. He said something alluding to me being a freeloader off my parents (which isnt true) and my comeback was "well your just mad because your wife cheated on you!" (which is true)

The look on his face was pretty awful, so as hes driving off my brother runs out of the house and throws a beer can at his truck (it was budweiser for you beer snobs)

And one other thing, his 13yo son was in the truck with him.

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Originally Posted by W0X0F

You may be a redneck if......

I like this guy. Beer cans, trucks, kids, drunken brother, yelling random **** at passers by, them stopping to continue.. Reminds me of my childhood.

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03-03-2012 , 09:58 AM

#197

Hardball47

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Originally Posted by lagdonk

fyp to completely exonerate you of bigotry (you're welcome)

Well played.

But seriously, not true. I have friends (and family) who are gay. One of them was present and even he laughed.

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Originally Posted by JaredL

Thread title is a pretty sick burn IMO.

Indeed. I think it's actually appropriate. OOT's too cynical not to have the quotations.

Last edited by Hardball47; 03-03-2012 at 10:07 AM.

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03-03-2012 , 12:31 PM

#198

RYO

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My 5th or 6th grade teacher's husband was a prison guard who had been charged with smuggling contraband into the prison. She pissed me off because she had the class vote on whether I should be allowed to go on a field trip (I lost, ldo). So I called her a drug dealer like her husband.