Can't find it on Google, but I'll bet you can find all of these on Yahoo! Answers.
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1) There is buried treasure somewhere. How do I find it?
2) You don't negotiate with terrorists.
I'd inform them that we can remove any country off the map with the football that is following me everywhere.
3) Don't believe in God, been near death a few times. Didn't pray. Just like kicking a gun from a criminal's hand, that **** only happens in the movies.
4) pain and disappointment, though the magnitude is much larger when you touch pleasure and success and lose it before you had the chance to really grapple with the ideas.
5) I'd go to Malibu and dump it into the ocean and scream "free money!" The trust fund babies wouldn't bother paddling after it.