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04-17-2023 , 03:56 PM
(sorry if wrong thread)

my question is, do u know some (probably I guess rap) song about poker? (Ideal from poker pros not from somebody who never grind regulary)

Thanks
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04-17-2023 , 06:15 PM
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04-17-2023 , 07:48 PM
Not sure if this fits the request, but it's about poker...

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04-17-2023 , 08:09 PM
Verse 1:
I got my shades on, feelin' like a boss
Sittin' at the table, shufflin' my cards
Got my poker face on, no tellin' what I got
I'm a pro at this game, watch me take the pot

Chorus:
Poker, poker, it's all about the game
Playin' your cards right, that's how you earn your fame
You gotta know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em
Poker's not just luck, it's all about how you mold 'em

Verse 2:
I'm readin' my opponents, tryin' to catch a tell
Got my chips stacked high, ready to give 'em hell
Bluffin' is a skill, you gotta know how to sell
I'm takin' all their money, sendin' 'em straight to hell

Chorus:
Poker, poker, it's all about the game
Playin' your cards right, that's how you earn your fame
You gotta know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em
Poker's not just luck, it's all about how you mold 'em

Verse 3:
You gotta stay focused, don't let your mind slip
One bad move and you'll be out in a zip
This game ain't for the weak, only the strong will survive
You gotta play it smart, if you wanna thrive

Chorus:
Poker, poker, it's all about the game
Playin' your cards right, that's how you earn your fame
You gotta know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em
Poker's not just luck, it's all about how you mold 'em

Outro:
So come and join me at the table, let's see what you got
We'll play some Texas Hold 'Em, give it your best shot
Just remember, poker's not just a game of chance
It's a battle of wits, where the best will advance.
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04-18-2023 , 02:24 PM
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04-18-2023 , 04:51 PM
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04-18-2023 , 09:30 PM
^^ that's good, never heard that one before.
"the game's gotten old, and the deck has gone cold"
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04-18-2023 , 09:55 PM
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05-10-2023 , 03:17 PM
the first one that comes to mind (The Greatest one, IMHO) - is Mr. Mudd and Mr. Gold by Townes Van Zandt about a game of 5 card stud - it would totally work as rap the way the lyrics flow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT4xmEBWyn8

here's a great version by Justin Townes Earle - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKKNijGr330

Well the wicked king of clubs awoke
And it was to his queen turned
His lips were laughing as they spoke
His eyes like bullets burned
The sun's upon a gambling day
His queen smiled low and blissfully
Let's make some wretched fool to play
Plain it was she did agree

He send his deuce down into diamond
His four to hart, and his trey to spade
Three kings with their legions come
Preparations soon where made
They voted club the days commander
Gave him an army face and number
All but the outlaw jack of diamonds
And the aces in the sky

Well, he gave his sevens first instructions
Spirit me a game of stud
Stakes unscarred by limitation
Between a man named Gold and man named Mud
Club filled Gold with greedy vapors
Till his long, green eyes did glow
And Mud was left with the sighs and trembles
Watching his hard earned money go

Flushes fell on Gold like water
Tens they paired and paired again
But the aces only flew through heaven
And the diamond jack called no man friend
Now, the Diamond Queen saw Muds ordeal
Began to think of her long lost son
Fell to her knees with a mother's mercy
And prayed to the angels every one

Now, the Diamond Queen, she prayed and prayed
And the Diamond Angel filled Muds hole
The wicked King of Clubs himself
Fell in face down in front of Gold
Now, three kings come to Clubs command
But the angels from the sky did ride
Three kings up on the streets of Gold
Three fireballs on the muddy side

The club queen heard her husband's call
But Lord, that Queen of Diamond's joy
When the outlaw in the heavenly hall
Turned out to be a wandering boy
Now, Mud he checked and Gold bet all
And Mud he raised and Gold did call
And the smile just melted on his face
When Mud turned over that diamond ace

Now, here's what this story's told
If you feel like Mud you'll end up Gold
If you feel like lost, you'll end up found
So amigo, lay them raises down
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05-10-2023 , 03:30 PM
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05-10-2023 , 04:37 PM
Impossible to beat Mr Mudd & Mr Gold. Here's the runner-up:
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05-10-2023 , 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by AquaSwing
Bill Fillmaff!

I wonder what that guy's up to these days.

Maybe he's manager at a Subway restaurant.
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05-11-2023 , 01:07 PM
Value calling his nuts of course.
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05-11-2023 , 04:56 PM
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05-11-2023 , 09:37 PM
The Bill Filmaff episode where he plays against Goose Hinson and Hermando Benitez and the Micros episode where they move to Canada are peak poker content.

Seiborg the song elite as well
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05-12-2023 , 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by whiskeytown
the first one that comes to mind (The Greatest one, IMHO) - is Mr. Mudd and Mr. Gold by Townes Van Zandt about a game of 5 card stud - it would totally work as rap the way the lyrics flow



Well the wicked king of clubs awoke
And it was to his queen turned
His lips were laughing as they spoke
His eyes like bullets burned
The sun's upon a gambling day
His queen smiled low and blissfully
Let's make some wretched fool to play
Plain it was she did agree

He send his deuce down into diamond
His four to hart, and his trey to spade
Three kings with their legions come
Preparations soon where made
They voted club the days commander
Gave him an army face and number
All but the outlaw jack of diamonds
And the aces in the sky

Well, he gave his sevens first instructions
Spirit me a game of stud
Stakes unscarred by limitation
Between a man named Gold and man named Mud
Club filled Gold with greedy vapors
Till his long, green eyes did glow
And Mud was left with the sighs and trembles
Watching his hard earned money go

Flushes fell on Gold like water
Tens they paired and paired again
But the aces only flew through heaven
And the diamond jack called no man friend
Now, the Diamond Queen saw Muds ordeal
Began to think of her long lost son
Fell to her knees with a mother's mercy
And prayed to the angels every one

Now, the Diamond Queen, she prayed and prayed
And the Diamond Angel filled Muds hole
The wicked King of Clubs himself
Fell in face down in front of Gold
Now, three kings come to Clubs command
But the angels from the sky did ride
Three kings up on the streets of Gold
Three fireballs on the muddy side

The club queen heard her husband's call
But Lord, that Queen of Diamond's joy
When the outlaw in the heavenly hall
Turned out to be a wandering boy
Now, Mud he checked and Gold bet all
And Mud he raised and Gold did call
And the smile just melted on his face
When Mud turned over that diamond ace

Now, here's what this story's told
If you feel like Mud you'll end up Gold
If you feel like lost, you'll end up found
So amigo, lay them raises down
my one vote is for this
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05-13-2023 , 06:05 PM
Poker Face by Lady Gaga

The original, not the Christopher Walken version.
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