Gregorio wins the thread so far.
Here is my 5 years old cat. His name is Poker. Born in Chile. He once jumped from the sixth floor, not a scratch. He also went missing for 4 months just 6 months ago, he was back on track after eating correctly in just a few days. He has AIDS so we enjoy every day with him like it's the last one.
Left is Poker, right is his buddy Akka.