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Old 04-30-2009, 04:08 PM   #126
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Re: People want to put something on my son's head



bakku's gf?
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Old 04-30-2009, 04:08 PM   #127
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Re: People want to put something on my son's head

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Update: This is bakku's gf (the one with the flat head) and he told me about this thread and I wanted to voice my opinion.

GET THE HELMET!!!

I wish my head wasn't flat. Really. If I could go back in time, I would put a helmet on myself or roll around more while sleeping.
LF Slim - read the above over v. carefully. What you're seeing is future Jack posting on 2p2. Will it be the above post, or will it be:

"BRAG: I HAZ A PERFECTLY SHAPED HEAD11!!!"

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Old 04-30-2009, 04:10 PM   #128
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Re: People want to put something on my son's head

Yeah lol, if you don't do it, kid is going to find out your old 2p2 sn, and start searching the internet wayback machine for giggles. Then he stumbles on this thread...
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Old 04-30-2009, 04:33 PM   #129
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Re: People want to put something on my son's head

I have a flat spot on the back of my head.

I just learned this today.

F you guys.
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Old 04-30-2009, 04:50 PM   #130
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Re: People want to put something on my son's head

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I wish my head wasn't flat. Really. If I could go back in time, I would put a helmet on myself or roll around more while sleeping.
Aren't you supposed to be worried about how your ankles are fat or something?
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Old 04-30-2009, 04:53 PM   #131
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Re: People want to put something on my son's head

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GET THE HELMET!!!

I wish my head wasn't flat. Really. If I could go back in time, I would put a helmet on myself or roll around more while sleeping.

pics of head plz
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Old 04-30-2009, 05:13 PM   #132
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Re: People want to put something on my son's head

there was a time when nobody had braces either and "omg your gonna put metal brackets on your teeth? I nvr had that, you don't need it!!!"

the point is this will become standard, this is no different from braces except instead of having the things for 2yrs when your 15 you have them for 3months when your a baby.
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Old 04-30-2009, 05:19 PM   #133
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I think I have a flat spot. Who cares. This is stupid.
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Old 04-30-2009, 05:21 PM   #134
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Re: People want to put something on my son's head

I don't think three-month-old babies have enough teeth to have braces.

LFS, I haven't got the foggiest clue whether or not you should get the helmet, but if it weren't for this thread, I don't think I would have even noticed his conehead.
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Old 04-30-2009, 05:56 PM   #135
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I think I have a flat spot. Who cares. This is stupid.
FUTURE JACK MIGHT CARE THAT'S WHO BUDDY!!11!

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Old 04-30-2009, 06:00 PM   #136
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Your baby is adorable LFS, and if your kid has head problems then my little three year old cousin is SCREWED.
qft on all parts except it's my three year old first cousin once removed

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Old 04-30-2009, 06:35 PM   #137
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VR that commitment to accuracy is admirable, but around some parts they call you a nit for it.
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:54 PM   #138
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Jackie boy lookin' mighty studly with the Brylcreemed side-part, imo

'facial asymmetry?!' get the **** out!
his face itself looks fine but his ears are definitely off.

cute kid though, i don't mean to say it isn't. i'd get him the helmet though.

for full disclosure, my ears are off and it used to drive me nuts when i was a teenager. i don't care about it all anymore though.
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Old 04-30-2009, 07:10 PM   #139
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His ears are off, really? I guess his left ear is angled down more than the right or something?

I mean, I am ALL FOR THE HELMET (if you can't tell from my poasts ITT), but his ears look ok to me...

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Old 04-30-2009, 07:31 PM   #140
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Re: People want to put something on my son's head

my cousin wore one when he was an infant. Now he's chubby, pale, and has a HUGE head.
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Old 04-30-2009, 07:40 PM   #141
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Re: People want to put something on my son's head

Someday, if you have a 16-year old daughter, are you going to get her implants if her breasts aren't round enough, or big enough, or plump enough, or firm enough??
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Old 04-30-2009, 07:40 PM   #142
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after i saw those pics i realized again why i hate doctors so much
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Old 04-30-2009, 08:24 PM   #143
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Re: People want to put something on my son's head

Our son had one for a few months, and it went by really quickly. Only memorable thing was overhearing someone say "Hey momma, look at that baby head," which we still say to this day.

Be prepared if you do wind up getting it - the fitting SUCKS. They have to take a plaster cast of your son's head, which means holding him still for about 10-20 minutes while the plaster dries - basically covering his entire head with this, with air holes for his nose. Not fun. It would have been better if I did that solo and my wife wasn't in the room.

If insurance covers it, it's really a no-brainer to get the helmet. And you can take it off for a little while if there are any situations that you or your wife are really self-conscious about. Also, we did stickers that you can change every couple of weeks. No matter the design, you'd probably get sick of anything after a while.
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Old 04-30-2009, 08:39 PM   #144
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LOL...Beem me up, Scotty!
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Old 04-30-2009, 08:43 PM   #145
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Re: People want to put something on my son's head

save the 4 grand so when your kid starts taking roids to play sports in high school you can afford high quality dope so your kid looks more like a-rod instead of the governator
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Old 04-30-2009, 08:50 PM   #146
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Re: People want to put something on my son's head

your kid is adorable LFS, and his head doesn't look seriously flat, but you should get the helmet. It's only 3 mos., and you'll never get a do-over on this.
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Old 04-30-2009, 09:01 PM   #147
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Re: People want to put something on my son's head

LFS, I would be more concerned about the droopy corners of the mouth and the neck roll. Also nose points up too much, chin is too small, ears are too big, and there's a large bulge in the forehead. He'll thank you later for taking care of these now.
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Old 04-30-2009, 09:11 PM   #148
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Re: People want to put something on my son's head



Srs biz: Kid looks fine without a helmet.
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Old 04-30-2009, 09:18 PM   #149
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Jack The Viking Slim JTVS imo
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Old 04-30-2009, 09:45 PM   #150
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The name of the cranial health place should be:

THREE CARD MONTE'S BRAIN BUCKET JOINT: IF YOU DON'T BUY OUR **** YOU DON'T LOVE YOUR KID!

...but that's way too long to fit on a sign.
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