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Originally Posted by Tom Ames
LOL!
I need to try to be more creative.
My best so far is several years ago we were driving from Memphis to Vicksburg MS on Hwy 61 through the Mississippi Delta which is flat as a fritter. She kept asking me. "How much farther?" My answer every time was "It's just over the next hill." I thought it so funny that it has become my stock answer to that question whenever she asks.
Back in the days before smart phones, I’d memorized the directions to a friend’s house in the Tampa area. We flew in and rented a car, and about half an hour into the drive, Mrs T asked me “how much farther is it.” I thought for a moment and said “23.2 Miles,” to which she immediately called “bull****.” I said no, really, and she snap offered to put a hundo on it. She paid!