Two Plus Two Publishing LLC
Two Plus Two Publishing LLC
 

Go Back   Two Plus Two Poker Forums > >

Notices

Other Other Topics Discussion of arts & entertainment, pop culture, food & drink, health and exercise, fashion, relationships, work, and just about anything else in life except poker, sports, religion and politics.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 02-16-2019, 04:25 PM   #1
chopstick
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
chopstick's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: where the weather suits my clothes
Posts: 8,665
OTTer username origin stories

There is only one rule: You can tell anyone else's story, but not your own.

---

Didace

Once upon a time, there was an old nit. He enjoyed playing in his local home game because there is no better place for an old nit to complain than at the table. While there are lots of nits out there, this one was special. He was no regular Old Man Coffee. He was a step above. Perhaps even an Old Man K-Cup.

The other players tolerated him because he'd often bring his sweeeeeet dogs to the game. Everyone loved those dogs, because they were big, real dogs, not some fake ass little two bite dog like the kind that you'd find in jmakin's purse.

However, this nit was a nit, and nits gon nit. Like all nits, he hated being bluffed and was always desperate to have his standard insta fold of KK on the A-high flop when bet into confirmed as correct. Time and time again, the other players would have to put up with "Did you have it? Did you have the ace? Did you? Did you have the ace?"

There's only so much a human can put up with against a nit, no matter how sweeeeet their dogs are. So eventually the players started mocking the old nit by parroting his consternation back to him. As soon as he folded KK on the A49r board to a stab, the players would cut him off with the same: "Did you have it? Did you have the ace? Did you? Did you have the ace?" which left the nit fuming.

No creature on god's green earth has the complaining stamina of a nit who is unsure he's been bluffed, tho, and as soon as they'd stop, he'd start. So they decided to conserve their energy, and gradually their mocking became more and more condensed.

Slowly,

"Did you have it? Did you have the ace? Did you? Did you have the ace?"

became

"Did you? Did you have the ace? Did you? Did you have the ace?"

then

"Did you? Did you have ace? Did you? Did you have ace?"

then

"Did you ace? Did you ace?"

and finally corrupted into its final form with

"Didace? Didace?"


eventually they started greeting him like this when he sat down, and it officially became his name.

And that's how Didace became Didace.
chopstick is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-16-2019, 05:14 PM   #2
Johnny Truant
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
Johnny Truant's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Going Catabolic!
Posts: 7,789
Re: OTTer username origin stories

Can't adequately express how good this is.
Johnny Truant is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-16-2019, 05:19 PM   #3
microbet
Solar Powered
 
microbet's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: SoCal
Posts: 52,713
Re: OTTer username origin stories

Nickname given by prostitutes in Bangkok describing a certain body part.

chopstick
microbet is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-16-2019, 07:13 PM   #4
Rexx14
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
Rexx14's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2013
Posts: 7,230
Re: OTTer username origin stories

Quote:
Originally Posted by microbet View Post
Nickname given by prostitutes in Bangkok describing a certain body part and tipping style.

microbet
fyp
Rexx14 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-16-2019, 08:15 PM   #5
microbet
Solar Powered
 
microbet's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: SoCal
Posts: 52,713
Re: OTTer username origin stories

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rexx14 View Post
fyp
I'm going to be nice to you to make you feel guilty.

Rexx14 is basically Julia Sweeney's character from PF.



She also posts on an auto wrecking forum and was the 14th person to register with the name "Rexx".
microbet is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-16-2019, 09:12 PM   #6
coolnout
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
coolnout's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: EVERYDAY I'M PONYIN'
Posts: 12,138
Re: OTTer username origin stories

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rexx14 View Post
fyp
I heard it was microbet because micropenis was taken. Confirm / Deny?
coolnout is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-16-2019, 09:17 PM   #7
Rexx14
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
Rexx14's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2013
Posts: 7,230
Re: OTTer username origin stories

microbet,

That made me laugh pretty hard!

Spoiler:
Rexx14 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-18-2019, 01:27 AM   #8
Bighurt52235
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
Bighurt52235's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: All your chip are belong to me
Posts: 16,527
Re: OTTer username origin stories

Excellent OP, fantastic idea, Chop for GOAT.
Bighurt52235 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-18-2019, 01:43 AM   #9
Tuma
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 12,064
Re: OTTer username origin stories

I remember how lapka used to call him chope. Her leaving (followed by Larry Legend dancing posthumously) has left a hole in my heart.

Mr. Chop, will you tell the lapka story for good times' sake?
Tuma is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-19-2019, 08:45 AM   #10
Very Josie
tight-lipped
 
Very Josie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: 2+2, 24x7, 365
Posts: 3,208
Re: OTTer username origin stories

There is a God. Shes a fair and just god, and shes also very knowledgeable about poker. (Well duh, shes God.)

One day she decided the hands people got dealt should coincide with how kind, fair and loving a person is. For example, Very Josie kept being dealt K/Q, Q/Q, &
J/10 (her fave hand).

MLYLT was getting 6/7 sooted, K/T, pocket 8s but being a good poker player she did fine.

Lapka had a run of pocket aces, natch.

But there was one guy who also kept getting the same hand too. No matter what, he kept being dealt 2/7 off suit. It happened so much people started calling him 2/7 by name.

In fact, he even made his 2p2 name 2/7 Off-Suit and the rest is history.









(Please dont ban me.)
Very Josie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-19-2019, 08:17 PM   #11
Bighurt52235
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
Bighurt52235's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: All your chip are belong to me
Posts: 16,527
Re: OTTer username origin stories

Lol.



I think on this entire poker site you're the only one who puts a slash in between your hole cards. Not necessary! JTs baby!
Bighurt52235 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-19-2019, 09:24 PM   #12
All-inMcLovin
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
All-inMcLovin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: FLOP SO HARD POPOVICH WANNA SIGN ME
Posts: 27,218
Re: OTTer username origin stories

I've never seen someone use a slash either.

Very Josie is Very Unique!

Spoiler:
All-inMcLovin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-19-2019, 10:52 PM   #13
Very Josie
tight-lipped
 
Very Josie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: 2+2, 24x7, 365
Posts: 3,208
Re: OTTer username origin stories

Lol

Big,
I feel like without the slash its twenty-seven but imma heed your advice and drop it. JTs ftw!

All in Mclovin,
You want me to write the story of your name, dontcha? OTTer username origin stories
Very Josie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-20-2019, 03:03 AM   #14
All-inMcLovin
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
All-inMcLovin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: FLOP SO HARD POPOVICH WANNA SIGN ME
Posts: 27,218
Re: OTTer username origin stories

Quote:
Originally Posted by Very Josie View Post
Lol

Big,
I feel like without the slash its twenty-seven but imma heed your advice and drop it. JTs ftw!

All in Mclovin,
You want me to write the story of your name, dontcha? OTTer username origin stories
lol
All-inMcLovin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-20-2019, 04:20 AM   #15
de captain
Pooh-Bah
 
de captain's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Been around
Posts: 3,921
Re: OTTer username origin stories

Quote:
Originally Posted by Very Josie View Post
...All in Mclovin,
You want me to write the story of your name, dontcha? OTTer username origin stories
Quote:
On a dangerous rode in Detroit...
.
de captain is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-20-2019, 01:32 PM   #16
player1
grinder
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 477
Re: OTTer username origin stories

Quote:
Originally Posted by chopstick View Post
There is only one rule: You can tell anyone else's story, but not your own.

---

Didace
Well done chop. Was it inspired by the game of thrones character Hodor by chance?
player1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-20-2019, 04:50 PM   #17
All-inMcLovin
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
All-inMcLovin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: FLOP SO HARD POPOVICH WANNA SIGN ME
Posts: 27,218
Re: OTTer username origin stories

Quote:
Originally Posted by de captain View Post
.
Ftr, I know how to spell road.

Always have. Always will.
All-inMcLovin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-22-2019, 06:58 PM   #18
Villian1
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
Villian1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: winning a case of tastykakes
Posts: 6,593
Gregorio

There once was a little kid whose dream was to become a Gregorian Monk. He studied, prayed and tried his best to become a perfect little monk.

But...

Spoiler:


So he had to settle for simply Gregorio.
Villian1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-22-2019, 10:50 PM   #19
patron
veteran
 
Join Date: Oct 2015
Posts: 3,430
Re: OTTer username origin stories



Glad you didn't delete that.

Great thread, chop.
patron is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-27-2019, 08:06 PM   #20
REDeYeS88
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
REDeYeS88's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: came full circle and new here again
Posts: 8,023
Re: OTTer username origin stories

there was once a poster who's heart overflowed with generosity
his life goal and aspiration was to financially support the up and coming poker players of 2+2 and watch them succeed
to witness how his modest stake would become the seed crystal that resulted in their financial independence
unfortunately he never was able to realize his dream because he was broke as **** and couldn't donate, so he got drunk on tequila instead.
REDeYeS88 is offline   Reply With Quote

Reply
      

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:45 AM.


Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright 2008-2017, Two Plus Two Interactive
 
 
Poker Players - Streaming Live Online