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Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy
Why? Do you enjoy getting slobbered on and your crotch sniffed so much that it makes everything better? I usually find that to make my day worse, because now I just feel like I need to take a shower.
Are they good for kicking or throwing at the wall? I don't think I'd do that, so I don't see your point.
You don't deserve a dog to brighten your day.
PS. Some people like dogs' apparent unending happiness (they aren't moody like cats), their intense loyalty for their owners, and their intelligence (ability to be trained, understand tone of voice, etc).
Edit: Different dog breeds tend to have different personalities, shedding tendencies, slobber volume, etc. Not all dogs sniff crotches. Perhaps, the next time you encounter a dog, you can offer your hand instead of your smelly unwashed crotch.