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Originally Posted by 27offsuit
Nice. I've injured my thumbnails many times opening slitted pistachios. The side walk one is great too.
-if you get pulled over for absolutely anything, let the cop say his thing and then ask for your license and registration. While handing him your l & r, say 'I have no excuse.' Don't add a 'sir' or a 'sorry' or anything else. Just those 4 words.
I've been pulled over 20+ times in my life for huge infractions, and I've only gotten 1 ticket, which was driving home from Foxwoods through CT. Those are pretty impossible to get out of, but he did give me the minimum.
This is just crazy talk. The one and only "trick" to not getting a ticket is to have tits.
But if you are a man, or an unlucky woman, and you get the ticket, do go to the court house. All the stories you've heard are true -- you have a not insignificant chance that the ticketing officer will not show up, and the ticket will be dismissed. And if you are unlucky twice, and the officer does show up, you can still take whatever deal you would have taken in the first place.