What if someone wants decaf and you accidentally give them more energy?

"Your welcome"

What about LBR's welcome?

put caf in my decaf and i'll spend the day pissing on your desk.

I can see how you might have gotten confused, but that's not what eyebrow waxing means at all.

My father has done this since the dawn of time, works like a charm. Only once did someone begrudge him for it, resulting in him mumbling under his breath while throwing a pack of batteries in with his stuff to appease the cashier.

Your Walmart is very different from mine.

Sounds good on paper, but really won't work unless you pounce on them while they are still sweaty from the housework (or any other chore.) Try it if you doubt it. But if you don't mind initiating sex with someone who is already sweaty from non-sexual activity,

I always found it more effective to refill the regular pot from the de-caf pot whenever I found the regular pot had not been "re-made." Lazy *******s should get what they deserve! And you can always just add some water to the de-caf pot. Those ****ers will never know the difference.

or just remake the coffee? bonus... you get fresh coffee and you get to spend 5 minutes not sitting at a computer
you guys are a bunch of passive aggressive jerks

Thanks! It's an art.

Goddamit!!! Just went for a re-fill and Someone drank all of my "non-caff"(actually caffeinated pot) and left the other pot empty. Lazy ****ing penetrants.

If the coffee's actually Folgers, you should be happy someone else drank it.

someone has Brother P-Touch issues.

The worst part of working there...is Folgers in your Bunn.

Nah, just use a needle threader. There should be one in whatever $1.79 sewing mini-kit is on sale in your local drugstore.

I had an Uber driver bring me and my friends beer at like 7AM in a night of degeneracy.

Pizza place near a bar used to use cab service to deliver, get drunk, call for pizza to be delivered to my house, ride home along with pizza.

The cab driver didn't charge you?

No, he had deal with the pizza place, keep in mind this was over 25 years ago when customer service still had meaning, I did tip a little more. Also it wasn't that far.

Tie socks together before washing to avoid one going missing. Not sure how but when I don't do this socks seem to disappear.

If shopping for things that may need to be returned, keep an envelope with the list of items needed and put all receipts in that envelope. I do this at xmas, I used to throw receipts in my purse, glove box, the bags the items were in but keeping them together is much easier.

Do the socks gets washed/dried completely if they are tied?

no you won't

Yes, I haven't had any issues with them. If concerned about not getting washed completely you can always wash separately and tie them before you dry. They seem to go missing in the dryer more than the washer imo.

There's no way tying and untying socks is more efficient than just dealing with lost socks every now and again or matching them out of the dryer.

I'm confused. How do you think you are losing socks? Are they dematerialising?

What really happens is socks get parted when you load the washer. Unless you are washing everything at once, you will eventually wash one sock while the other stays in the hamper.

Then when you go to fold, you wonder why you have a solo sock and put it in the drawer by itself. So, your "missing" socks are actually in your drawer somewhere, likely crammed to the back. Most of us just don't want to take the time to hunt them down.

My tip to avoid this is to have a "clean only" laundry basket that you put clothes from the dryer into before folding. Any spare socks you simply leave in the basket until it eventually finds its mate.

Or yeah, just don't worry about it because they're socks and who cares.