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Originally Posted by 27offsuit
Nice. I've injured my thumbnails many times opening slitted pistachios. The side walk one is great too.
-if you get pulled over for absolutely anything, let the cop say his thing and then ask for your license and registration. While handing him your l & r, say 'I have no excuse.' Don't add a 'sir' or a 'sorry' or anything else. Just those 4 words.
I've been pulled over 20+ times in my life for huge infractions, and I've only gotten 1 ticket, which was driving home from Foxwoods through CT. Those are pretty impossible to get out of, but he did give me the minimum.
Some state you live in. For 10 years I tried the "respect" bit, the "I have no excuses bit", the "kiss ass" bit, everything. I never got out of any tickets regardless of how petty they were and only got breaks when I had a female passenger (2 times).
Recently I went to the "You are total scum cop I hate you just get on with your measly existence attitude". While not saying it out loud, I got pulled over for nothing and he followed me for a few miles (driving a red sports car obv). I was a complete ass, kept asking why I got pulled over for which he wouldn't tell me, and he came up to the window and threw my L&I back in and said "get out of here".
If you understood the situation in my city for crime you would understand why him following me is ridiculous. Pharmacy and gas station robberies every night, home invasions etc in a town of less then 100K ppl and a historically low crime rate.
Cops lulz
Oh my tip. When getting pulled over have a pretty blonde girl with big boobs in shotgun