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07-24-2008 , 07:18 PM
Sounds like Paulie shoulda been Vito amirite!



Or Johnnycakes...
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07-24-2008 , 07:30 PM
awesome
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07-24-2008 , 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by nath
Speaking of, what would the gay "Penthouse" be titled? "Bathhouse"? Man, I hope so.


sadly it would still just be called penthouse. I actually bought a penthouse letters a couple years ago, all nostalgic for when I would read them as a kid. And half the stories in there were about gay ****....wtf???
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07-24-2008 , 08:17 PM
eviljeff,

Giselle is my favorite
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07-24-2008 , 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by nath
Jesus, how much detail do you want? Are you looking for some sort of Penthouse Forum-esque tale of seduction and sexuality?

Speaking of, what would the gay "Penthouse" be titled? "Bathhouse"? Man, I hope so.
"The time for getting head from a dude was upon me and I have to tell you, it was mind-blowing. I have never met a more capable and complimentary partner for the pursuit of carnal fulfillment. It was almost as if we inhabited the same mind, body and soul. This dude knew exactly what to do at exactly right moment."

Was it like this my friend? Just curious how an otherwise straight man gets into the situation and doesn't have a story worth telling to say the least. Don't tell me a guy just came up and said he'd suck your dick and you just let him cuz you were horny.
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07-24-2008 , 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Paulie Walnuts
Don't tell me a guy just came up and said he'd suck your dick and you just let him cuz you were horny.
sounds about right from the dozen times closet ***** have asked nath about this, secretly hoping for some sort of confirmation for the salacious thoughts they've had about their mail man ronnie.
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07-24-2008 , 10:15 PM
I'm trying to think of the five letter word kk could have used there but I'm drawing a total blank here.
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07-24-2008 , 10:16 PM
gotta be *****
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07-24-2008 , 10:17 PM
yep, definitly I like men

Last edited by killa; 07-25-2008 at 08:30 AM. Reason: evading the profanity filter is gay
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07-24-2008 , 10:17 PM
starts with an H and ends with an omos
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07-24-2008 , 10:24 PM
***** is censored? I never would have guessed.
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07-24-2008 , 10:25 PM
homosapien
*****

edit:
it worked
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07-24-2008 , 11:20 PM
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homosapien
ban for circumventing the filter
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07-24-2008 , 11:50 PM
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ban for circumventing the filter
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07-24-2008 , 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Paulie Walnuts
"The time for getting head from a dude was upon me and I have to tell you, it was mind-blowing. I have never met a more capable and complimentary partner for the pursuit of carnal fulfillment. It was almost as if we inhabited the same mind, body and soul. This dude knew exactly what to do at exactly right moment."

If memory from my own Penthouse Forum-reading days serves, the phrase "must have been a quart" should be in here somewhere.
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07-25-2008 , 12:35 AM
seriously, thinking a straight man getting head from a dude "just because" is ****ed up automatically makes you a closet ***? seriously?
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07-25-2008 , 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by nath
Speaking of, what would the gay "Penthouse" be titled?
"Benthouse" obv
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07-25-2008 , 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by noseeds99
seriously, thinking a straight man getting head from a dude "just because" is ****ed up automatically makes you a closet ***? seriously?
seriously, asking someone to explain in detail how a straight man was getting head from a dude "just because" is ****ed up automatically makes you a closet ***? seriously?



DUCYGOS?

Last edited by 27offsuit; 07-25-2008 at 12:42 AM. Reason: see the difference?
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07-25-2008 , 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted by 27offsuit
seriously, asking someone to explain in detail how a straight man was getting head from a dude "just because" is ****ed up automatically makes you a closet ***? seriously?



DUCYGOS?
WTF r u ******ed? If a good friend of yours tells you some dude sucked him off last night you just blow it off as some normal conversation? If I heard that I better get some sort of explanation and no broad dodgy story is gonna get him off the hook you better believe I want every ****in detail so I can "first 48" that ****. Guess that makes me a closet **** than thx for the diagnosis.

If anyones the closet **** it's prob you for hearing your boy say he got head from a dude and just dismissing it like it's just another night on the town.
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07-25-2008 , 01:06 AM
Genthouse
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07-25-2008 , 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Paulie Walnuts
WTF r u ******ed? If a good friend of yours tells you some dude sucked him off last night you just...

This the exact point where I cut him off and say "TMI, girlfriend...T.M.I."



You're kind of spooky Vito.


Last edited by 27offsuit; 07-25-2008 at 01:22 AM. Reason: ...not that there's anything wrong with that.
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07-25-2008 , 01:45 AM
27,

I'm guessing you live on the pinky part of Mass, but I'm done derailing the thread, gonna go back to being gay.
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07-25-2008 , 01:58 AM
I live on the taint, and leave the derailing to Vito.
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07-25-2008 , 02:04 AM
27off, be nice to Paulie. I think he's just taking advantage of the "buy one indignant response, get one free" special this week at Homophobes Я Us.
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07-25-2008 , 02:13 AM
Nice Я

Tricky
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