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Old 07-24-2008, 01:06 AM   #276
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Re: OOT let's get a Survivor going

the pseudo intellectual takes the pseudo high-road cop out. booooooo!
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Old 07-24-2008, 01:07 AM   #277
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Burls,

I want you to derive more pleasure from sources less ******ed than Internet pissing contests.

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'Cardo.
i dont know how

teach me
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Old 07-24-2008, 01:17 AM   #278
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srsly cardo, that **** was awesome. and I doubt it has much to do with me having no life. you seriously rule dude. it's sick
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Old 07-24-2008, 01:59 AM   #279
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the pseudo intellectual takes the pseudo high-road cop out. booooooo!
What do you do besides not get laid and chirp bull**** like a ****ing parrot?
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Old 07-24-2008, 02:12 AM   #280
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What do you do besides not get laid and chirp bull**** like a ****ing parrot?
Hey guys,

In Roman times, they would have gladiator contests where two people went into an arena, and fought to the death.

They also had stocks. Basically, people are locked into place by wooden boards, and then a crowd throws rotten tomatoes at them. Maybe that was medieval England. Anyway, a good stock is the basis of fine food.

That's why I think Anacardo and nath are posting a lot. It is great!
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:16 AM   #281
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hehehe cardo is ez to tilt
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:17 AM   #282
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garcia, you're our shining hope. The best and brightest of all of us. Please do not get half your face burned off chasing Maggie Gyllenhaal.
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:18 AM   #283
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hehehe cardo is ez to tilt
Who's tilting. ******.
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:54 AM   #284
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Who's tilting. ******.
6 letter curse word from Anacardo. What could that be?

"Poppycock" is too many letters, as is "By the zestful zither of Zeus!"

I will go to sleep troubled. Nay, I shan't sleep -- fitful, torturous attempts at slumber say I. Excelsior!
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Old 07-24-2008, 05:03 AM   #285
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Have you still got that gimmick? That was pretty LOL.
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Old 07-24-2008, 06:28 AM   #286
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OOT Survivor for title change?

sort of sounds like a blowjob with a condom from a guy
eh, nath?
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Old 07-24-2008, 12:35 PM   #287
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hehehe cardo is ez to tilt
I like how you act like a dumbass, he calls you out and all of the sudden it is TILT!!!!!1111111111

This is a good read b/c of stuff like this.
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Old 07-24-2008, 01:01 PM   #288
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For the record, nath-cardo Survivor would have been two days old now under [censored]'s regime.

No disrespect at all to mrkilla...just sayin.


And it would probably be for an IP ban, but he was sick like that...
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Old 07-24-2008, 01:07 PM   #289
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[censored] was basically responsible for Mat putting an end to survivor.

killa brought it back. hail killa.
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Old 07-24-2008, 01:11 PM   #290
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[censored] was basically responsible for Mat putting an end to survivor.

killa brought it back. hail killa.
Yeah QFT. Why does everyone always suck that dude off. Sure he kept the riff raff out, but he was a miserable depressed dude who liked banning people. Not to mention he lost a survivor and then came back anyways. He sux.
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Old 07-24-2008, 01:33 PM   #291
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[censored] was basically responsible for Mat putting an end to survivor.

killa brought it back. hail killa.

[censored] harkened back to the days of the Coliseum when two randos would just be pulled out of the slave pool, given some weapons, and sent out to kill each other.

A 2+2 Caligula, if you will.
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Old 07-24-2008, 02:58 PM   #292
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I would just like to say as a former champion of OOT Survivor, I approve of this thread.
lulz
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Old 07-24-2008, 03:23 PM   #293
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[censored] harkened back to the days of the Coliseum when two randos would just be pulled out of the slave pool, given some weapons, and sent out to kill each other.

A 2+2 Caligula, if you will.
Yea
unfortunately this is the new 2p2 and I have to operate in the rules, now I bend them plenty for our forum to run in a manner we all like but I still have to please the reds
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Old 07-24-2008, 03:39 PM   #294
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Stealthmunk vs. diebitter?
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Old 07-24-2008, 03:46 PM   #295
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Yea
unfortunately this is the new 2p2 and I have to operate in the rules, now I bend them plenty for our forum to run in a manner we all like but I still have to please the reds
I won't tell.

Also, any updates on this secret Survivor match you have brewing?
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Old 07-24-2008, 03:49 PM   #296
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, mrkilla...








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Old 07-24-2008, 03:59 PM   #297
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I won't tell.

Also, any updates on this secret Survivor match you have brewing?
one guy needs to confirm his commitment and the stakes
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:30 PM   #298
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Cardo has a really weird dislike for Nath that seems mostly based on his overall contempt for the concepts of confidence and self esteem and his belief that nath is pretty much an ******* for possessing either. Thou shalt not respect thyself if Cardo dost not respect you first, ico.
Yeah, I feel like this is right. Earning his respect really isn't enough of a priority for me to engage in the discourse he's trying to have, especially when said discourse is a series of inaccurate rants about my person.

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Besides, who knows how to please a man more than another man?
That's what I thought... I was wrong.
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:31 PM   #299
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If it's who I think it is, I don't see it happening at this point.
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Old 07-24-2008, 06:27 PM   #300
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A guy tells Nath he'd suck his dick. Nath lets him. There's got to be juicier details than that. How'd it go down?
Jesus, how much detail do you want? Are you looking for some sort of Penthouse Forum-esque tale of seduction and sexuality?

Speaking of, what would the gay "Penthouse" be titled? "Bathhouse"? Man, I hope so.
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