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Old 07-23-2008, 03:39 AM   #226
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Re: OOT let's get a Survivor going

Nath vs anacardo is one of the most entertaining things in OOT, I would hate to see one of them be pushed out due to survivor.
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Old 07-23-2008, 03:51 AM   #227
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Nath vs anacardo is one of the most entertaining things in OOT,
Seriously, I don't think they realize what they have going. If only they could learn to use their powers for good instead of evil...
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Old 07-23-2008, 05:11 AM   #228
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Re: OOT let's get a Survivor going

What substance? What have you even been talking about this whole time? Let's just check out this thread.

-A few patronizing speculations about my character, offered with completely false authority, without grounds, and repeated ad nauseam. I don't know what you expect anyone with an ounce of self-respect to say to this sort of thing besides say 'you are ignorant and wrong,' possibly tacking on the modifier, 'dip****.' It really blows me away that you expect me or anyone else to take this stuff seriously, let alone dissect it in some agonizing post where we try to, like, define the Cardic Essence or some ****. You understand that's ridiculous, right? (No of course not that's most of the problem.)

-More moaning about how I will not take you seriously and your repeated refrain that YOUR ideas are TESTED by EXPERIENCE! Yeah, these sure are! Many are the times I can recall, hanging out in seedy hole-and-corner abisinthe bars in various Gulf towns, rappin' about life with my Good Buddy nath before all this... unpleasantness. In case it's somehow not clear: This man has never met me and our familiarity with each other is very limited. And sick of what? I don't talk to you. Ever. You just troll me.

(I'm pretty mystified as to why this is or what this is even really all about. All I know is, every private conversation (a few) that I've ever had with nath has turned, very quickly and usually with no obvious prompting, into an aggressive referendum on his awesomeness. He'd go on about what an amazing journey his life is and how well his master plan is going, with the clear implication that I should be scribbling notes and just taking this all in uncritically. Now, I don't know about the rest of you, but I just write people like this off as a matter of course - I guess it might be unfairly prejudiced of me somehow but **** on me if I can see how. So my only working theory, is that he just can't stand this not being taken seriously, but I'm not gonna push that thought very hard b/c it's pretty queer.)

Okay, so there's that. Then, finally, there's all these bitchmade little jabs about fair play which is just so, so LOL. This is not a game. There will be no Survivor - why should I reward your ****y antics? You are the offending party. You are the one who has started this **** not once but many times. You have no rights. You don't get to call me out or ask for anything. All you get to do is shut the **** up.
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Old 07-23-2008, 05:14 AM   #229
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BUT WHY IS TY TY A REAL MAN, WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT BEING A DIRTY OLD GEEZER?
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Old 07-23-2008, 05:15 AM   #230
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Re: OOT let's get a Survivor going

yes yes yes yes yes
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Old 07-23-2008, 05:28 AM   #231
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"without grounds"? lol. i observe you. those are my grounds. i'm sorry you think you're more opaque than you are.

keep ranting, though. it's fun to watch your defenses furiously at work.
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Old 07-23-2008, 05:39 AM   #232
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Oh:

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All I know is, every private conversation (a few) that I've ever had with nath has turned, very quickly and usually with no obvious prompting, into an aggressive referendum on his awesomeness. He'd go on about what an amazing journey his life is and how well his master plan is going, with the clear implication that I should be scribbling notes and just taking this all in uncritically.
This flatly isn't true. These conversations usually go more like this:

A: "Why do you say X, Y, Z?"
N: "Because that's what my experience has taught me and I feel that. Don't you?"
A: "No. Please indulge my capacity for verbosity and argument by trying to make all your life experiences make logical sense to me."
N: "I have better things to do, like have those experiences."

(Sometimes I try for a little while first, but I usually give up.)

Anyway, any "boasting" I did was in an attempt at encouragement, since I do feel Cardo would be happier if he opened his mind to trying to new things, but he seems too prone to write them off. Of course, even suggesting that to him gets him to prickle, since who am I to presume I know who he is etc. etc. People aren't all that different, my friend.

And my life has been an amazing journey. Sorry yours sucked or whatever. Well, as long as your attempts to screech me down help you feel better.
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Old 07-23-2008, 05:52 AM   #233
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Re: OOT let's get a Survivor going

It's like just when you think one of them is down...BAM!
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Old 07-23-2008, 06:01 AM   #234
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burlap, i would very much like to see you convince 'cardo to accept survivor in 2000 words or more
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Old 07-23-2008, 07:07 AM   #235
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You guys really would want to lose one of these two?
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Old 07-23-2008, 07:15 AM   #236
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You guys really would want to lose one of these two?
No. No. No.

Don't do it.
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Old 07-23-2008, 07:18 AM   #237
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killa,

there must be a ****load of gold inside those damn geese. think about it!
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Old 07-23-2008, 08:03 AM   #238
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there must be a ****load of gold inside those damn geese. think about it!
Yes but do you want to kill the geese they lay these golden eggs? What would Laurel be with Out Hardy? Abbot with out Costello? Pixie with no Dixie? etc etc etc

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Old 07-23-2008, 09:36 AM   #239
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You guys really would want to lose one of these two?
three words: blaze of glory.

i'd love to see more of this, i think 'cardo's last long rant ITT was a gem
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Old 07-23-2008, 10:43 AM   #240
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Re: OOT let's get a Survivor going

I would consider Cardo a friend, but basically everything Nath has said is spot on in terms of the difficulties of having a debate with Cardo.

Cardo has a really weird dislike for Nath that seems mostly based on his overall contempt for the concepts of confidence and self esteem and his belief that nath is pretty much an ******* for possessing either. Thou shalt not respect thyself if Cardo dost not respect you first, ico.

A survivor would be dumb, because losing either would be ****ty.

I think the OOT battle of the tards I proposed in another thread would be more amusing.
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Old 07-23-2008, 10:57 AM   #241
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Re: OOT let's get a Survivor going

I think before any surviver b/w these two gets going we need to make a poll on how many people in this thread have actually ALL the words in one of cardo's long winded posts.
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:14 AM   #242
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Re: OOT let's get a Survivor going

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wait, I thought you really did get gay head?
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I'm straight, but I figured, I like head, and there's an offer on the table.
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If it happened right now, id vote for cardo to stay
QFT
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:30 AM   #243
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Re: OOT let's get a Survivor going

WTF. Is there a thread of Nath getting head from a man?
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Old 07-23-2008, 12:33 PM   #244
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Re: OOT let's get a Survivor going

A three paragraph rant that basically ends with
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Okay, so there's that.
gets points from me.

As far as the actual Survivor goes, let's just shhhhh and let them keep going, this is almost as good.
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Old 07-23-2008, 12:35 PM   #245
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WTF. Is there a thread of Nath getting head from a man?
Was just about to ask this.
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Old 07-23-2008, 12:45 PM   #246
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None of the threads that discuss nath's experience offer any more information than you've got in this thread. They probably are useful for indentifying idiot homophobes like old ASU above, but that's about it.
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Old 07-23-2008, 12:52 PM   #247
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Besides, who knows how to please a man more than another man?

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Old 07-23-2008, 12:56 PM   #248
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You guys really would want to lose one of these two?
I don't think we're going to have to vote. Nath's on life support in this thread - 'Cardo is killin' out there.
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Old 07-23-2008, 01:12 PM   #249
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None of the threads that discuss nath's experience offer any more information than you've got in this thread. They probably are useful for indentifying idiot homophobes like old ASU above, but that's about it.
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Old 07-23-2008, 01:27 PM   #250
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A guy tells Nath he'd suck his dick. Nath lets him. There's got to be juicier details than that. How'd it go down?
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