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01-24-2018 , 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Johnny Truant

Do you guys think that the Corleone family is mixed up in crime?

I expect more creativity from you.

.gif Disappointed.
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01-24-2018 , 01:31 PM
Fair enough.
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01-24-2018 , 01:44 PM
While I had a similar thought, I also thought that if you had gotten too fine about it, there was a significant risk of it sailing over the head of the primary target.
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01-24-2018 , 07:02 PM
So what ****ing hoops do I need to perform this time to get out of containment hell? You are intentionally keeping me away from updating a thread that serves the poker disability community.

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Even the most chronic or hardened inmates have basic rights that are protected by the U.S. Constitution. If you are facing incarceration, or if you have a family member or friend who is in prison or jail, you should know about inmates' rights.

The rights of inmates include the following:

The right to humane facilities and conditions
The right to be free from sexual crimes
The right to be free from racial segregation
The right to express condition complaints
The right to assert their rights under the Americans with Disabilities Act
The right to medical care and attention as needed
The right to appropriate mental health care
The right to a hearing if they are to be moved to a mental health facility
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01-24-2018 , 07:12 PM
golf, you were recontained by alobar after drawing so much attention to yourself across the entirety of oot that he couldn't take any more. Not sure what you're expecting here, you were given another chance and uncontained and you failed miserably. Just above-the-rim failure.
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01-24-2018 , 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by golfnutt
So what ****ing hoops do I need to perform this time to get out of containment hell? You are intentionally keeping me away from updating a thread that serves the poker disability community.
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Originally Posted by 27offsuit
golf, you were recontained by alobar after drawing so much attention to yourself across the entirety of oot that he couldn't take any more. Not sure what you're expecting here, you were given another chance and uncontained and you failed miserably. Just above-the-rim failure.
And I'm not sure it serves you well to compare your insignificant plight to that of convicts to a person who has done hard time. I doubt you will harvest much sympathy, but knock yourself out trying.
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01-24-2018 , 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by 27offsuit
golf, you were recontained by alobar after drawing so much attention to yourself across the entirety of oot that he couldn't take any more. Not sure what you're expecting here, you were given another chance and uncontained and you failed miserably. Just above-the-rim failure.
I know why I was recontained. I would like to know how I become un-recontained.

As an official prisoner, yet again, I would like a modicum of protection this time. As a Mod/CO, you have a responsibility to protect my physical and mental well-being.

Your cooperation is appreciated.
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01-24-2018 , 07:44 PM
The golfnutt I thought I knew would post wherever he damn well pleases.
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01-24-2018 , 07:49 PM
Nuttjob should definitely report 27 to his superiors, killa and ATF.
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01-24-2018 , 07:51 PM
The title of this thread gives a small, wee clue as to how to not be contained.
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01-24-2018 , 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich
The golfnutt I thought I knew would post wherever he damn well pleases.
Clearly no longer a kingpin.
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01-24-2018 , 10:07 PM
You keep touching the glass. Even though the sign says Don't ****ing Touch. You think you are the hero saving all the other minions from dying. They ain't going anywhere. They are going to keep swimming around in their toilet, with or without you.

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01-24-2018 , 10:14 PM
It's that kind of quality posting that's going to get you out of here. Keep it up!
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01-24-2018 , 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Didace
It's that kind of quality posting that's going to get you out of here. Keep it up!
I have an incredible soft-spot for Just For Laughs. Perhaps because it is Canadian. They seem to be so innocent and not nearly as jaded as those Americans.

Here are my faves:





And instant accomplices.

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01-24-2018 , 10:27 PM
golf,

If you want to be uncontained, limit yourself to a maximum of 3 posts per day in this thread for the next two weeks. All should be short. At least one should be interesting.
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01-24-2018 , 10:27 PM
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Rules -
The Basics
Don't violate the twoplustwo T&Cs. They're here:http://www.twoplustwo.com/terms.htm

No racism/sexism/homophobia
I would like No Mental Disability phobia. Or whatever that term is. Meaning take scam off the ESA thread. It is a legitimate medical product.

Also:

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This a list of big OOT threads. Many of these serve as catch-all threads used to contain smaller threads that may not have enough oomph to live on their own. Some are just big notable threads you might want to read.
How does a thread join "the important thread" list? Votes? Bribes? Petition?

The "Former Online Poker Pros - What are they doing now?" should be included.
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01-24-2018 , 10:32 PM
If you have to ask how to be uncontained, you are not ready.
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01-24-2018 , 10:38 PM
golf,

Should we put it to a vote?
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01-24-2018 , 10:40 PM
Golf's posting quality is spiraling downward at an alarming rate. I fear we're nearing a point where euthanasia may be the best option.
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01-25-2018 , 01:22 AM
There is a ****ing flat-Earth discussion!

Although, I am also slightly alt on some stuff.

-99.9% moon-landing was real
-98% Oswald acted alone
-99% six million Jews died in Holocaust
-98% official version of 9/11 is correct
-100% that Sandy Hook was real
-94% government is not covering up info in regards to vaccinations
-70% chemo does more good than harm
-100% Earth is round
-51% there is a God/Supreme Being
-51% there is life on other planets
-49% UFOs/aliens have visited us
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01-25-2018 , 10:27 AM
Not helping your cause.
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01-25-2018 , 10:31 AM
just another sklisnky gimmick.
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01-25-2018 , 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by El Diablo
golf,

If you want to be uncontained, limit yourself to a maximum of 3 posts per day in this thread for the next two weeks. All should be short. At least one should be interesting.
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Originally Posted by golfnutt
There is a ****ing flat-Earth discussion!

Although, I am also slightly alt on some stuff.

-99.9% moon-landing was real
-98% Oswald acted alone
-99% six million Jews died in Holocaust
-98% official version of 9/11 is correct
-100% that Sandy Hook was real
-94% government is not covering up info in regards to vaccinations
-70% chemo does more good than harm
-100% Earth is round
-51% there is a God/Supreme Being
-51% there is life on other planets
-49% UFOs/aliens have visited us
What in the world?

Amazing that this is the post he came up with. Also amazing that some people think this guy should keep posting in OOT.
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01-25-2018 , 12:35 PM
"-99% six million Jews died in Holocaust"

Yeah I agree there's at least a 1% chance the thing was made up and we're getting Jewed over.
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01-25-2018 , 12:42 PM
oh so that's what caught your eye and not 50/50 that Santa is real or not?
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