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I just boarded a flight from Buffalo to Chicago. My seat mate is a well-dressed man speaking Italian on his phone. Should I be worried? Not first class fwiw

I'll be damned if I would fly in steerage if I knew it was going to be my last flight.

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12-21-2017 , 06:38 PM

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ChipWrecked

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Just walked through O'Hare. More ****ing dogs here than in Lincoln Park right now, I'd wager.

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12-21-2017 , 06:48 PM

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27offsuit

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Any Servals?

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12-21-2017 , 06:49 PM

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ChipWrecked

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Any Servals?

I never did Google wtf that is. But I'll say no.

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12-21-2017 , 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ChipWrecked

Just walked through O'Hare. More ****ing dogs here than in Lincoln Park right now, I'd wager.

Anytime I see a dog at an airport I think it's a sniffer dog and feel a little anxious. Possibly I was a drug runner in a previous life.

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12-21-2017 , 06:51 PM

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ChipWrecked

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if you see him at Bada Bing you'll know to be worried

They just lost their liquor license because the owner got convicted of racketeering. Doors closed this week. Truth is stranger than fiction

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12-21-2017 , 06:52 PM

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Anytime I see a dog at an airport I think it's a sniffer dog and feel a little anxious. Possibly I was a drug runner in a previous life.

Before 9/11 I used to carry my weed and implements all over the country on flights. The terrorists won

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12-21-2017 , 06:55 PM

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ChipWrecked

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Woman behind me on the jetway for this flight had a cat. Cat not pleased. Woman said she's been traveling for 30 hours already. I said where from, Oz? She said Iraq.

I said they let you have a cat on flights out of there? She said it wasn't easy, she was about to offer bribes but all flights have let the cat board.

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12-21-2017 , 09:29 PM

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prana

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Why is a shave a different price than a haircut?

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12-21-2017 , 09:39 PM

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gregorio

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I get both for two bits

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12-21-2017 , 09:45 PM

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golfnutt

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Originally Posted by 27offsuit

Any Servals?

Ah, you made my day.

I just love this new world order that I get to play my tiny role in creating.

The greatest part of the airport menagerie is that each fur baby acts as my free marketing tool.

I am just more curious nowadays who is not traveling with some type of animal. You are so living in 2013, man. Get with the times.

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12-21-2017 , 09:48 PM

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I am flying out this weekend. I am going to bring my dog along.

"Do you have your ESA papers, sir?"

Lady, I am the who creates ESA papers.

"A thousand apologies my Don ESA. Enjoy your flight."

Now beat it before I stick my dog on your left toe.

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12-21-2017 , 09:51 PM

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Tom Ames

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Originally Posted by gregorio

I get both for two bits

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12-21-2017 , 09:52 PM

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golfnutt

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My goal for 2018 is for me to complete this picture. I am 4/8 of the way there.

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12-21-2017 , 09:53 PM

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Johnny Truant

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Two leg flight today. Five dogs.

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12-21-2017 , 10:01 PM

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golfnutt

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Two leg flight today. Five dogs.

Love it JT.

The airlines must love it too. Five passengers that were not able to fly before today can now take that first step because of the support they get from their ESA.

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12-21-2017 , 10:19 PM

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Love it JT.

The airlines must love it too. Five passengers that were too cheap to board their ****ing dogs before today can now annoy reasonable and mature passengers because of the enabling they get from their ESA kingpin.

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12-21-2017 , 10:21 PM

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DoctorZangief

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This is like someone that constantly refers to the fact they spit on homeless people. We get it Golf. You're very phlegmy.

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12-21-2017 , 10:33 PM

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Howard Treesong

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We are flying on Christmas Day and will count dogs.

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12-21-2017 , 10:46 PM

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golfnutt

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This is like someone that constantly refers to the fact they spit on homeless people. We get it Golf. You're very phlegmy.

Have a sense of humor, Doc.

I didn’t even know what a Serval was before this week. Now you may have the pleasure of sitting next to Boo on your next plane ride.

Boo does like to mark his territory, so please be respectful.

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12-22-2017 , 01:04 AM

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27offsuit

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golf, this seems like crazytalk.

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12-22-2017 , 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by 27offsuit

golf, this seems like crazytalk.

I am extremely respectful of all the rules and regulations. I actually have never flown with a dog. All these changes in the ESA business though has me stressed and anxious.

It will be part of my market research. Writing the flight off as a business expense.

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12-22-2017 , 01:53 AM

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I know it's not usually the travel madhouse it is right now. But that has to be a major stressor on a pet.

Woman at baggage claim had a dog that had had enough. Growing and barking at everyone who came near.