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Originally Posted by rakemeplz
How many serial killa's has golfnutt prevented with emotional support animals. We'll simply never know.
I think having an ESA as your partner in crime is good thing. You can blame the pitbull or silverback gorilla. Plus, it is not like they are going to rat you out and testify against you. They can destroy a lot of evidence and perhaps even eat the victim.
And the crime lab will freak out. They are going to find non-human blood stains. Wait until the detective hears that. They are going to put up posters that a monster is terrorizing a community? Half-man, half-ape.