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06-28-2017 , 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime
NL MTT Tournament

3k staring stack
*starting

Are you still trying to spell correctly?
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06-28-2017 , 09:08 AM
M,

Please post an interest list consisting of only the people who have actually expressed interest.
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06-28-2017 , 09:11 AM
You have been removed.
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06-28-2017 , 09:14 AM
"Last edited by MeLoveYouLongTime; Today at 08:13 AM. Reason: Removed La Diablo because he is a pussy and scared to lose to you guys."

Your idea of "trash talk" is so ****ing bizarre.
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06-28-2017 , 09:22 AM
Code3 is still one the list while he doesn't want to be in it. Do you even have any idea of how many on your list actually want to play?
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06-28-2017 , 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by El Diablo
Why the **** did you try to take charge of running it when you have no idea what you're doing?
How many times do you think her boss has said almost this exact same thing to her?

Quote:
Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime
NL MTT Tournament

3k staring stack
Blinds increase every 10mins

$50 buy in to be escrowed to a reputable volunteer participating

Payouts:
1st 80%
2nd 15%
3rd 5%

Proposed dates/times:
Mon July 3rd 7pm central
Wed July 5th 7pm central
Sat July 8th 7pm central
Sun July 9th 7pm central

I'll set it up on the date/time most voted for through this Sunday and who ever shows up that day is in.

Current interest list:
+Rep_lol
Gregorio
Code3
Banned4lyfe
Yakmelk
Ninetynine99
Pokeraz
OffTopic
Didace
Jbrochu
Lkj
Daryn
Black Aces 518
THAY3R
Larry Legend
27offsuit
Always Folding
Ungoliant
Sumey
MeLoveYouLongTime


Quote and add your name to the list if interested.
Staring stack, lol. Is that like a sorting hat?

I removed my name from the list.
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06-28-2017 , 09:34 AM
So whose playing mly inn the HU tournie?
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06-28-2017 , 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
Code3 is still one the list while he doesn't want to be in it. Do you even have any idea of how many on your list actually want to play?
Code3 wants to play and everyone else on the list expressed they wanted to play. El D was the only leftover, and I was just messing with him.
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06-28-2017 , 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime
everyone else on the list expressed they wanted to play.
I'm not sure if everyone who signed up was anticipating a BI of $50, which is rather high for an online tourney filled with 2+2'ers who have at least some clue at poker, as opposed to random weak players. Even though there's no rake, everyone's expected ROIs are too low to offset the variance unless they've got bankrolls of $5K+, which is contrast with live MTTs vs randoms, for which a $1K roll is enough.

Thus you're guaranteed to have few, if any, bumhunters in this MTT, congrats.

Last edited by coon74; 06-28-2017 at 10:13 AM.
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06-28-2017 , 10:32 AM
****,
Lol

This is oot, noone is worried about their ROI for this tournament.
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06-28-2017 , 10:46 AM
I am
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06-28-2017 , 10:48 AM
Anyway,

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Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime
Payouts:
1st 80%
2nd 15%
3rd 5%
I expect some participants to complain about the overly first-place-heavy payout structure. Normally, an MTT with 21 entrants would pay 4 places in the 40% / 30% / 20% / 10% proportion, especially because the discussion of a final table deal in Stars' chat in a play money MTT could make Stars' security department realize that the tourney is in fact for real money.
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06-28-2017 , 11:13 AM
OK. Out. Any potential fun has been sucked out, folded, spindled, and mutilated.
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06-28-2017 , 11:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by coon74
Anyway,

I expect some participants to complain about the overly first-place-heavy payout structure. Normally, an MTT with 21 entrants would pay 4 places in the 40% / 30% / 20% / 10% proportion, especially because the discussion of a final table deal in Stars' chat in a play money MTT could make Stars' security department realize that the tourney is in fact for real money.
Lolwat.
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06-28-2017 , 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by offTopic
OK. Out. Any potential fun has been sucked out, folded, spindled, and mutilated.
wat?
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06-28-2017 , 11:18 AM
****,

lol final table deal.
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06-28-2017 , 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Yakmelk
Lolwat.
Never mind, it's just psychologically hard for me to accept that home games exist and the host is free to set any rules to keep the game shark-free.

On a more general level, it's tough for me to acknowledge that people are free to have fun when I'm not having it.
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06-28-2017 , 11:21 AM
Congratulations to MLYLT on taking action to move out of an environment that was hindering her health goals.
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06-28-2017 , 11:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime
NL MTT Tournament

3k starting stack
Blinds increase every 10mins

$50 buy in to be escrowed to a reputable volunteer participating

Payouts:
1st 80%
2nd 15%
3rd 5%

Proposed dates/times:
Mon July 3rd 7pm central
Wed July 5th 7pm central
Sat July 8th 7pm central
Sun July 9th 7pm central

I'll set it up on the date/time most voted for through this Sunday and who ever shows up that day is in.

Current interest list:
+Rep_lol
Gregorio
Code3
Banned4lyfe
Yakmelk
Ninetynine99
Pokeraz
Didace
Jbrochu
Lkj
Daryn
Black Aces 518
THAY3R
Larry Legend
27offsuit
marknfw
Always Folding
Ungoliant
Sumey
MeLoveYouLongTime


Quote and add your name to the list if interested.
Updated to remove offTopic.

Didace, your dick just got larger.... congratulations!

Last edited by MeLoveYouLongTime; 06-28-2017 at 11:42 AM.
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06-28-2017 , 11:31 AM
*remove

Do you appreciate these corrections to help you reach your improved spelling goals?
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06-28-2017 , 11:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fabian
"Last edited by MeLoveYouLongTime; Today at 08:13 AM. Reason: Removed La Diablo because he is a pussy and scared to lose to you guys."

Your idea of "trash talk" is so ****ing bizarre.
Indeed, there's a big difference between cowardice and the virtue of bankroll management, which MLYLT is known not to possess.
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06-28-2017 , 11:41 AM
M,

Congrats! Celebratory breakfast in honor of your smart move to a new place:

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06-28-2017 , 11:49 AM
Yup, this move is a huge improvement
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06-28-2017 , 11:50 AM
Bonus Rule: MLYLT is required to even chop if she has 40% of the chips in play and there are 5 or less players in the tourniment. She probably won't mind if everyone else agrees anyway, and it will save a lot of hastele.
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06-28-2017 , 11:53 AM
I regret to inform you that you've contracted the misspelling disease from her. Administer half an hour of dictionary reading twice a day before eating.
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