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Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich
The only reason you wouldn't pick up after your dog is laziness.
Or being averse to the notion of carrying a dog's **** around in a ****ing baggy.
But you stick with your story! After all, it does fit your little understanding of me; you know, me being that guy who always lies while still being someone you manage to read accurately. Tough job, given how I'm, you know, a stranger and allegedly always lying.
Truth is, I've probably never walked a dog, never mind not picked up after it. In fact, all the negative **** I've shared is probably lies! I'm actually probably a super cool dude by your logic, amirite?