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If he had only come to us earlier in the year, we could have advised him to stake some tomato plants next to all of the car's doors. What kind of fiend would have even considered crossing that barrier?

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09-22-2020 , 10:47 PM

#22752

27offsuit

actions have consequences!

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 38,535

I'll give this day a C.

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09-23-2020 , 12:13 AM

#22753

R*R

I wish I was Einstein

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 12,753

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Originally Posted by de captain

You also didn't answer the question about whether you're one of those people who gets mad about someone parking on the street in front of their house.

I wouldn't mad but then again I could probably put it in the "Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do." thread.

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09-23-2020 , 04:07 AM

#22754

NoSoup4U

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,649

There is a guy in my neighborhood who has placed “No Parking” signs at the edge of the street in front of his house. This makes me irrationally angry and I really want to park there now, even though it’s like 2 blocks from my house.

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09-23-2020 , 04:46 AM

#22755

All-inMcLovin

Wholesome Mod

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 49,570

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Originally Posted by LKJ

I thought, "who would throw a tomato at a band"? That's bad, man. But then I thought, "who would bring a tomato to a show"? That's even worse. Tomato is the universal sign of...not enjoying a performance. I had the guy at Subway put tomatoes on my sandwich because I didn't like how he was making it.

This is a pretty good post LKJ.

You should feel proud of yourself.

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09-23-2020 , 04:48 AM

#22756

sumey

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Originally Posted by RoundGuy

Kids these days.....

Now this monster is using five dots for an ellipsis.

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09-23-2020 , 09:38 AM

#22757

Steve350

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Originally Posted by RoundGuy

Done chirping. A smart cricket knows when to be silent and hide in an old shoe.

Join date: Oct 2006

Takes a while tho doesn't it?

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09-23-2020 , 09:39 AM

#22758

lonely_but_rich

ɔarpal \ʇunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 24,110

Free RG?

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09-23-2020 , 12:43 PM

#22759

27offsuit

actions have consequences!

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 38,535

Contain lbr?

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09-23-2020 , 12:54 PM

#22760

RoundGuy

banned

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 10,247

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Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich

Free RG?

Too soon.

I would like to assume I'm getting close when my name is removed from the thread.

Until then, just keep trying.

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09-23-2020 , 12:59 PM

#22761

lonely_but_rich

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Originally Posted by 27offsuit

Contain lbr?

Fee RG

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09-23-2020 , 01:35 PM

#22762

Garick

Oberbiergenießer

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 26,520

Reef G?

Greef?

Feer, gr!

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09-23-2020 , 03:09 PM

#22763

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

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Coin lbr

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09-23-2020 , 03:20 PM

#22764

27offsuit

actions have consequences!

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Quoin lbr

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09-23-2020 , 03:24 PM

#22765

RoundGuy

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Originally Posted by Steve350

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Takes a while tho doesn't it?

I've never been a great poster, but I've had my moments.

I took a very long hiatus and came back a little too old, and way too cocky. Unfortunately, I started attention whoring, and flaming, like the old days. I didn't know who the respected posters were, so that turned out badly.

Thus, here I am, trying to earn back at least a modicum of respect.

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09-23-2020 , 03:42 PM

#22766

Garick

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The best way to earn respect is by launching your neighbor's car with a trebuchet, imo.

Spoiler:

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09-23-2020 , 03:44 PM

#22767

Tom Ames

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 45,784

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Originally Posted by RoundGuy

Too soon.

I would like to assume I'm getting close when my name is removed from the thread.

Until then, just keep trying.

uh-oh! I fear that RG has become institutionalized. It usually takes a lot longer; he must have been more vulnerable than we thought. Sad.

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09-23-2020 , 04:23 PM

#22768

RoundGuy

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Originally Posted by Garick

The best way to earn respect is by launching your neighbor's car with a trebuchet, imo.

Too late for the trebuchet. It looks likes they've cleared out a spot in the driveway for the car.

Unfortunately, they've replaced the car with an ugly old ladder, and a big pile of unknown **** in the corner.

Any other ideas, you know, other than a privacy fence?

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09-23-2020 , 04:23 PM

#22769

lonely_but_rich

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Call the cops

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09-23-2020 , 04:46 PM

#22770

RoundGuy

banned

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Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich

Call the cops

Right. So they can come out and laugh at me, and then find the "special plants" in my garden.

Let's think of another plan.

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09-23-2020 , 04:48 PM

#22771

Tom Ames

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It must have come as quite the surprise when you moved in that there was a house right next door.

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09-23-2020 , 04:49 PM

#22772

Saklad

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 5,835

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Originally Posted by RoundGuy

...Any other ideas, you know, other than a privacy fence?

Have you considered minding your own business and not getting bent out of shape because your neighbor has a ladder on their own property?

Is it common in your area for neighbors not to have a fence separating their properties?