Narrator: he didn't, and she didn't.

suddenly! their bond was questioned

This thread is so reeks of queef...

As there seems to be some confusion about this, I just want to make it clear to everyone that I never had sex with LKJ.

Queefs don't have an odor.

FSP

Seems unlikely to be true in the majority of cases.

I was going to tell you guys a joke about time travel but you didn't like it.

I’d be okay with that.

RJ, channel your inner MLY and tell us what's up with you these days.

You wouldn't rather hear the truth?

magic >>>> truth

strange magic >>>>>> magic

moving on..., i know a bunch of you are jaded by now but MeLoveYouLongTime
is truly an epic screen name no matter which way you cut it.

reflecting, and being all knowing like i am, ha ha ha, this forum has many of the greatest threads and posters of all time. i got barred by that **** NT! with a * for garbage posting. years ago i had to pm Mat so i could get it removed. weirdly enough i have paid attention to but seldom posted in this forum. realistically it is a tough crowd here. peanuts for me but then again i tell the ladies i have balls bigger than the state of ny. digressing. i love the posting that goes on in this forum. well done all you fine regs!

thank ****ing god i have finally found the thread for people post poorly. it's like lifting 8 stone of concrete off my chest

and until we get some other posters in here i'm going concentrate on the hockey game on the telly

shortbusbully probably the GOAT poker screen name ever imo

Fistfuls of elegance on display.

Calm down

a roo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo, a roo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo

Punk

fair nuff

Ott,
I've got a crazy person problem(not me), and I need some advice.

My ex got a new girlfriend. I'm assuming they have been dating a couple of months because he just broke it off with this other girl. Well, the weekend of march 15th he shows up with her in the car to get my daughter. She and I didn't speak and he had told me he would be bringing his gf. (Never mind him bringing basically a stranger around my daughter, he's an idiot, and that's a different battle). Anyway, since then she has been crazy and answering his phone when I'm calling for us to plan things out, and sending me these crazy ass messages on FB....I denied her friend request and I'm bout to block her as soon as I figure that out.

I sent him a text message to tell him that he and I can make arrangements and I didn't want her messaging me. The last FB message was her reply to that and she flipped me off out of the car window tonight when I brought my daughter to her dad.

The last weekend my daughter went with her dad, this crazy lady told my daughter to tell me that if she needed help with homework she was to call Jennifer instead of asking me because Jennifer went to college too. It's incredibly sad, but also infuriating that she is saying any kind of nonsense toy daughter.

I will continue to only communicate with my ex, but I'm sure this crazy lady is going to be crazy. When I called to talk about a dentist appointment (she had read some previous messages I sent him)she answered and was saying something about how she has 4 kids and yada yada I'm taking her to the wrong dentist. I just asked for my ex so we could discuss the appointment. And, she answered the phone another time and asked when softball practices were because she would be the one bringing my daughter to a her practices. (My daughter, that 100% lives with me and goes to her dad every other weekend and whom I coach in softball).

He threw a bread stick at his other girlfriends head while driving and a drink or something with his anger and she left. I really hope he does something just as dumb soon.

Not gonna read just assuming there are massive pieces to the story missing, and when they come out, you look terrible.