Of course she can lie. MLY, think of it as a new magic show!

#TUMA2020!

That is disappointing.

Howard: you're still obligated to buy a can of it based on the collective glowing recommendation that Josie and I have offered.

First question of interview: [specific question is immaterial]

Answer: I'm smarter than all y'all mother****ers.

Mic drop! Interview aced!

Q. Why do you want to leave your current job?

A. Well, my boss deletes all my work, has entered my house without permission and is actively trying to poison me.

Also asked her how her weekend went.

So I am.

Just ordered. Chop, how long will you be in town?

HT - I will be around for about 3 weeks. Just agreed to join a boat doing a Panama -> Marquesas run, will fly down and join them mid-March. Not really a cheese person but always happy to break bread with you. No bull**** excuses from foatie this time, his presence is mandatory.

I’ll set something up.

Hahaha, that's how it's done.

Im in for the livestream!

Mmm you won’t be disappointed if you like good cheddar.

I'd join a meetup if we insist on usernames only and I'm allowed to wear an Eyes Wide Shut mask the whole time.

BigOT you were definitely not contained without reason.

That reason?



This post is both too good for you, and this thread. Good day, sir.

Today is the first day of the rest of oot’s life.

Well, I don't think I will get the job and there were some red flags. They are working every Saturday and "late nights" and I mentioned that I had to get my daughter by 5:30 everyday. Their design lead just quit, they are severely understaffed, and just seem overwhelmed.

At the end of the interview one of the guys said, "I'm going to be honest, we are interviewing two others a d they really good, but you have something special to bring to the table"....I have no idea what that meant.
They did give me several compliments and said they were impressed at my knowledge yadaya. In the middle of the interview one guy said, "What's MLY best at, what's your best feature besides your obvious bubbly personality."
I don't think they will make me an offer and if they did I don't know if I would want to go back to working so many hours. Right now I'm getting poisoned and working with a preacher, but I'm also on the gravy train.

wow.

I'm shocked.

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Slow death by poisoning is indeed a benefit that not every job offers. Nor is the complimentary preacher for the resulting funeral.

Response to my follow up thank you message: "The pleasure was all ours today, we had a nice conversation over lunch. You have high-energy levels and a very outgoing personality. It's good to know that you are striving to become a P.E. You will be hearing back from us no later than Wednesday, March 13th. Thank you."

I didn't say I wouldn't take an offer, I just have to wrap my mind around working so many hours again. I would absolutely love the work and be excited about going to work every day.

Personally I would choose to work a couple more hours than stay and get poisoned but it's a very tough call