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04-10-2018 , 02:35 PM
My favorite part so far was MLY stating she did the old "You called me with that?!" schtick and then said she was just kidding, and then a few posts later admitting she really meant it and feigned kidding. Never change MLY.
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04-10-2018 , 02:43 PM
It's much more satisfying to have the scenario I was in recently:

Donk: sucks out.

Me: ni hand

Player to my right, quietly: no it wasn't

Both of us roll eyes

Last edited by ChipWrecked; 04-10-2018 at 02:53 PM.
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04-10-2018 , 03:17 PM
Now imagine she does this sort of thing with every decision in her life ever.
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04-10-2018 , 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by citanul
I'll spare discussion of your bubble pays (seriously you've never been in a tournament where you didn't discuss paying the bubble boy, even when there's like 10 tables getting paid? what happens, do people run ask the TD to pause so you can poll 100 players about chipping in $2 to get the bubble back their buyin? wtf? I'm seriously asking because my live tournament experience is almost entirely WSOP events and I can't even imagine anything like that happening) scenario
This happens at the WSOP as well, at least in Megas. When you're going from $575 to $5k or $10k, and there's no greater payout available to the big stacks, a lot of people are incentivized to chop/pay the bubble. Even if the big stacks won't, because they all want the full payout, you can still chop/pay the bubble just among the small/medium stacks. The Mega TD will usually pause the tournament to allow a reasonable amount of time for negotiation, although they won't facilitate the deal themselves like they will at Commerce and other places.
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04-10-2018 , 05:20 PM
Doesn't ME give bubble a free entry into next year's event?

edit: nevermind, that's a sponsorship deal that doesn't come out of prize pool
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04-10-2018 , 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by DoctorZangief
Now imagine she does this sort of thing with every decision in her life ever.
We don't even have to imagine since she tells us every sordid detail every single time.
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04-10-2018 , 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by ChipWrecked
Re: ****ed up poker players:

Yeah. YTF's writeups about players he deals with, in the Breakroom thread in Live Poker, are gems.
Punters are the worst. I'll have to go check that thread out lol.
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04-13-2018 , 10:42 AM
Moving this our of the LC thread.


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Originally Posted by DoctorZangief
In what ****ing world is looking at every single hole card and commenting after a hand is done NOT helping someone in a HU match? What the **** is this feigned ignorance bull****? Are we forgetting we're on a poker forum?

Hint: the "flow" / dynamics are everything in a HU match. Adjusting ranges between hands is literally everything.

lol at Code comparing contemporaneous commentary on every single hand and outcome with "general" advice from a tablemate with incomplete/untrustworthy information or randoms on a Pokerhand.org post talking in a vacuum.

I don't care about the fact that M and Code are morons. But they're also so ****ing sliiiimy.

You are an idiot. Him picking at me and saying "why would you do that?" Is not helping me in the slightest and would not affect my play or decisions at all.
I do what I want and don't like being told what to do and just hand wave his comments away.

There is nothing slimmy about it. He jokes a lot and I freaking told him if he made that sarcastic post about making comments between hands that everyone would think he helped me because y'all will just jump to conclusions and not get his sarcasm.
Just *eyeroll at you and him.


Why don't we have a rematch?
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04-13-2018 , 10:47 AM
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I do what I want and don't like being told what to do
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I do what I want and don't like being told what to do
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04-13-2018 , 10:49 AM
So MLYLT angleshot 27 in their bet, and got coached in her match with jmakin.

Never gamble with MLYLT unless you're going to come up with an airtight set of rules.
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04-13-2018 , 10:51 AM
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04-13-2018 , 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Neil S

Never gamble with Mbabs.
snip snip
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04-13-2018 , 10:58 AM
Back in the glory daze the most common method of improvement was to have a friend watch you play using Teamviewer, and give commentary on all meaningful hands. (Ideally after the match.) There was a faction of mediocre players that preferred to not do sweat sessions due to fear of embarassement or getting frustrated.
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04-13-2018 , 11:08 AM
Me saying "lol" and "that was a donk call" after a hand is not coaching, but whatever, believe what you want.
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04-13-2018 , 11:13 AM
Code,

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I was watching the whole time. I didn't give her any advice during a hand or anything, just after hands, such as that was a terrible call, or why did you bet there, or why would you risk all of your chips to hope to chop and get those same chips back, etc

That’s exactly coaching, especially so in a HU match.
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04-13-2018 , 11:17 AM
This is such a typical magic show discussion.

I’m not accusing you of cheating or anything, it was a small amount of money and when i accepted the bet i 100% knew you’d be in the room with her.

But yea she sees one sentence of my post, spazzes out about it, and ignores the rest, which was mostly giving her props for her play.

I think with her style she could be a fairly decent HU player with a lot of coaching. I think she’s destined to always be bad at full ring and tournament play.

THAT was the spirit of my original post but now we’re here.
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04-13-2018 , 11:19 AM
I disagree. I made like 5 comments like that during their whole match. And the last one in that paragraph was the one with the quads. Making comments about the last hand of the matchup after the whole thing is over is not "coaching during the match".
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04-13-2018 , 11:22 AM
Code what percentage of time that you have stress with other people, M is somehow involved?
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04-13-2018 , 11:22 AM
Well ok you’re just wrong. Another poker player simply being in the room of a HU match for significant money wouldve been a big scandal back in the day. And again we’re taking your word at face value.

It isn’t totally above board. I know you know this and are aware of it - but like i said i knew what i was getting into.

And i cant remember specific hands but i remember distinctly thinking at several points that i was playing an entirely different person, she’d shift gears so fast out of nowhere in a way that didnt make sense to the flow of the match, and i guess that could be a lack of skill on her part or rustiness on my reads on my end, but it was a distinct pervasive feeling i had that popped up a few times and i remember mentioning it on the stream.
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04-13-2018 , 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by jmakin
This is such a typical magic show discussion.

I’m not accusing you of cheating or anything, it was a small amount of money and when i accepted the bet i 100% knew you’d be in the room with her.

But yea she sees one sentence of my post, spazzes out about it, and ignores the rest, which was mostly giving her props for her play.

I think with her style she could be a fairly decent HU player with a lot of coaching. I think she’s destined to always be bad at full ring and tournament play.

THAT was the spirit of my original post but now we’re here.
Alright, thanks Jmakin
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04-13-2018 , 11:23 AM
I agree jmakin. Of course I would be in the room watching and loling along with everyone else, and making a few sarcastic comments.
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04-13-2018 , 11:24 AM
People knocked my play in those games and i’m defintely rusty but i used to be a fairly decent heads up player, i went 12-0 in the OOT tourney. Im not some clueless donkey although my skills arent what they once were.
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04-13-2018 , 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by lapka
Code what percentage of time that you have stress with other people, M is somehow involved?
Lol
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04-13-2018 , 11:25 AM
M,

Based on a couple of your recent digs at people, do you no longer think you’re really fat?
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04-13-2018 , 11:26 AM
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Lol
glad, you understood me.
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