Is your dog big enough to deter someone from punching you?

Old guy should just follow you home and start leaving his diapers in your mailbox.

I'd be tempted to be a good Samaritan and return your dog**** to you.

DIB, I have actually thought about this a few times since the initial back and forth we had. I agree that it would be silly to fight over something like this but at the same time I really don't want to get punked like that at my home. If this occurred on a trail or at dog beach I would probably say something and if you ignored me then whatever. If this happened in front of my house and you kept on walking I don't know if I could just brush it off. It would really depend on my mood, Sunday afternoon after about a dozen beers and another soul crushing Bills loss, we're fighting. Saturday AM after crushing some lolive poker, probably just telling you to **** off and calling you a scumbag.

FIGHT HIM
THEN
SHOOT HIM

DiB easily could just be making all of this up.

I have no doubt that someone has gotten shot over dog poop. I am fully aware that fighting someone over his is pretty petty but like I said it really depends on the mood I am in when it happens.

As Bluff said, what kind of mood I'm in would play a big part, but the odds of it getting left behind are pretty low. More often than not you'd be taking it with you. It would be up to you to decide whether you're gonna carry it or wear it.

As I sit here, malnourished, and rotting away, something caught my eye. A group of birds were flying over top my cage. To my surprise, one swooped down and landed. He only stayed for a few moments, but he seemed to give me courage and strength, before he flew back to the sky. Maybe one day I will have that same freedom again.

I don't get it, is this supposed to be some kind of brag?

DIB is proud of the fact that he lets his dog crap anywhere and his wife shoplift to improve her wardrobe.

Yeah I'd assume since you're walking your dog, you live within walking distance so I'd just follow you home in my car and then systematically take revenge. If I saw it happening I'd film it and then submit the video to whoever does the fines for that too.

Man the last few pages of the TBAB thread have just been horrific.

I know this comp isn't perfect, but bear with me people. GREEAR posting in that thread is like the Cavs running the LeBron ISO offense. Sure, sometimes it's ugly, it's inefficient, but other times it works and the other options at the moment aren't great. Better to let GREEAR run that offense than let BABS aka James Jones, JR Smith, and Delly jack shots at a 25% eFG rate.

As LKJ succinctly states on many an occasion, "Nope".

I know my opinion is minority and it could just be short term bias (also bc I can't post in the thread for 30 days) but I stand by it.

This is quite an above the rim analogy. Sadly, this isn't SE, it's OOT. The people here just don't understand sports at all. Especially the ones that like to bet on it.

The entire function of that thread is for everyone to light the fuse and then stand back and watch the fireworks. Everyone else comes in with their own personalized source of fire, does their thing, and stands back. Then Greear stumbles in naked and humps the **** out of the firework, making sure that he becomes the whole show (and, as you said, an ugly one at that). I think it's okay to take the naked attention whore out of the mix.

Nope

I'd like to see a change in the law where you either get to eat the poop, or eat the dog. Your choice.

Yes. DiB takes pride in being an ******* and all around bad person. It's a special kind of stupidity.

I used to find it interesting when someone thinks being a sports fan involves yelling louder, vulgar, more inane things at your team's opponent's fans. Then I realized that these people were just to stupid to articulate their love for their team in a socially acceptable way. Now I just find them sad. But hey! At least they still have that killer softball tourney from 10 years ago to brag about!

No, this dog is probably 20 lbs. Cocker Spaniel Poodle mix.

This was funny.





Love how "DIB be lying" is the go-to with essentially anything I say at this point, especially since there are precisely 0 confirmed instances of me lying.



No, just relaying what's happened in related past events.



Alobar, seems that most of your forumites are the OMG bad asses here. I'm the one who readily admits that this isn't some alpha move on my end. Hope that helps clear things up.

It has nothing to do with me trying to be a badass, and everything to do with you being a dumbass. Actions have consequences. Letting your dog **** in my yard and not picking it up voluntarily will result in you taking it with you involuntarily. It's not that hard to grasp.

Leaving **** on someones lawn and ignoring them when they ask you to pick it up is pretty disrespectful. Considering your wife is scum as well it doesn't surprise me that you have taken this line of reasoning.

This is especially funny coming from someone strutting around daring people to try to make him pick up his dog****. Thank you.