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Damn it!

There for a second I thought that green fees had been waived at courses nationwide for some unexpected reason.

And here you are just talking about an internet convict.

Jokes connect when you have a to do a double-take. Well played.

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09-18-2017 , 02:58 PM

#8927

HankTheBank

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Free Golfnutt!

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09-18-2017 , 04:19 PM

#8928

ChiddyBang

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Originally Posted by Very Josie

2.) Isn't that was Code had, in a hotel room, with a condom?

Nah that's what he told mly happened. Soften the impact of the news.

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09-18-2017 , 07:12 PM

#8929

golfnutt

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Ah, posted before I could complete.

So, how does uncontainment work? I couldn't locate other offender's release notices.

Do I get an official notice along with the conditions of my parole?

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09-18-2017 , 07:17 PM

#8930

Didace

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Originally Posted by golfnutt

Short and to the point. I like it!

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09-18-2017 , 11:53 PM

#8931

27offsuit

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Yes golf, that's how it works.

Spoiler:

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09-19-2017 , 04:25 PM

#8932

golfnutt

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09-19-2017 , 04:40 PM

#8933

27offsuit

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But the ESA thread has been having such volume lately...

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09-19-2017 , 04:56 PM

#8934

gregorio

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Originally Posted by golfnutt

If you don't qualify for your ESA certificate you get one of these. Kingpin gotta sell them something.

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09-19-2017 , 06:05 PM

#8935

Tom Ames

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Originally Posted by gregorio

If you don't qualify for your ESA certificate you get one of these. Kingpin gotta sell them something.

It's like the old county fairs and carnivals. "Errybody goes home a winnah!"

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09-19-2017 , 06:10 PM

#8936

golfnutt

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Originally Posted by 27offsuit

But the ESA thread has been having such volume lately...

You caged the biggest ESA freak and publicly broadcast his capture. Do you think anybody else is brave enough to stand on the wall?

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09-19-2017 , 07:18 PM

#8937

Tuma

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Proving your tetris acumen should be contingent upon release.

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09-19-2017 , 08:33 PM

#8938

27offsuit

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I'd normally go nicholsonyes.gif in this spot, but imgur is all f'd up lately.

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09-19-2017 , 09:40 PM

#8939

chopstick

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Originally Posted by Tuma

Proving your tetris acumen should be contingent upon release.

I'd be fine with requiring golfnutt to defeat 3 other OOTers in either pac-man or tetris as a condition of his release.

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09-19-2017 , 09:46 PM

#8940

golfnutt

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Originally Posted by Tuma

Proving your tetris acumen should be contingent upon release.

Well, you develop arthritis after hours of video games and signing ESAs letters for all our millennials who can't travel without Fido.

There was a time I was the best. And as more years pass, my past achievements somehow seem to get better.

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09-19-2017 , 09:53 PM

#8941

27offsuit

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oldmanbragsatcloud.jpg

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09-20-2017 , 12:45 AM

#8942

golfnutt

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Originally Posted by chopstick

I'd be fine with requiring golfnutt to defeat 3 other OOTers in either pac-man or tetris as a condition of his release.

Three randoms, yes. Three e-athletes and I would get destroyed.

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09-20-2017 , 12:47 AM

#8943

Bighurt52235

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Generic e athlete greater than 1980s champ?

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09-20-2017 , 12:50 AM

#8944

27offsuit

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Tuma sounds like he would kick your ass you backpedaling old coot.

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09-20-2017 , 01:35 AM

#8945

golfnutt

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Originally Posted by 27offsuit

Tuma sounds like he would kick your ass you backpedaling old coot.

I am sure he would. I only played two versions. Literally decades ago. Maybe if I practiced for a couple of weeks, I could get in playing shape.

Every skill I had is now rusty. Golf, foosball, poker, you name it.