I just threw my food bowl and smacked DIB in the face. While he was laying on the ground in a haze, trying to get up, i took a big **** and smeared it all over his face.
I just threw my food bowl and smacked DIB in the face. While he was laying on the ground in a haze, trying to get up, i took a big **** and smeared it all over his face.
He's under 5'4", grown men under that height tilt the **** out of me. Same for men shaped like pears, I understand it's out of their control most of the time but it perturbs my sensibilities on a visceral, evolutionary level.
He's an obnoxious moron who thought busting a nut an hour prior would prevent pregnancy, yet he carries himself with an air of arrogance that is off putting. He's also a major homophobe who is also adept at writing fantasies involving men giving him oral.
All around seems like a dude you'd never want to meet but he is always around. I applaud alobar for this move.