Really really good.

Dr Z has definitely killed it in a few spots recently.

M, why does your life feel like a re-run of the Maury Povich show?

Well, now you've told two different stories. I think two possibilities: you left her home alone (asleep hopefully) or you left her with fondle me elmo and the fresh condom wrapper.

I'm finding it hard to stop watching this.

Story of Code's life

The highest probability is that she deliberately planted the wrapper for Code3 to find in order to try and make him jealous, as she thinks making him jealous is an effective way to receive attention from him.

This is directly in line with her standard MO, given her attention ranking goes:

1. Positive attention
2. Negative attention
3. No attention


Next highest probability is that facecupper actually exists and was over there recently for some naughty time.

Third highest is she had some CL/Tinder random over.

There are some additional possible scenarios that are all more likely than it having been sitting magically undiscovered under the bed since December, including the niece story, alien involvement, or spontaneous generation. While they are more probable than her story, not sure how to rank them in the correct order.



The real question at this point is what is the O/U until Code3 takes her back yet again for the cycle to start anew?

omg that made me laugh

7 days max

Them spending time together this weekend is a mortal lock.

Grunching but code is getting cucked by a 300lb bipolar girl?

wrapper probably fell out of code's pocket and he blamed it on her to avoid arousing suspicion.

gregorio - the inevitably imminent taste test would likely disprove that theory

A similar thought has crossed my mind. I looked at the wrapper again and it was a Durex. I'm about to track the guy down and find out what brand of condoms he uses.

That has been my theory since it was first posted. I have seen nothing to make me change my mind.

The real questions imo now are:

1) Does MLYLT see Code3 or a therapist first?

2) Does MLYLT see Code3 or the therapist (or combination of therapists) more often during the month of May?

3) Does MLYLT go to Code's or does Code go to MLYLT's?

4) Over/Under for the date when MLYLT's sister evicts MLYLT?

I'd forgotten that when we first met Babs he was living with his sister until she kicked him out.

You're a real idiot when it comes to these things you know.

What do you mean?

He means you're bad at lying

A few more:

How long after moving in until MLYLT starts complaining about her sister?

How long until Code3 tells MLYLT that he can no longer drive out to random, TX because he doesn't want to go to her sister's house?

How long until MLYLT sees the new therapist and declares that she now knows what she needs to do to fix her life and she's going to do it this time FOR REAL

I'm hammering the Over on this one.

MLYLT posted recently that she can't wait to see the therapist so that she can vent. She still has not gotten the concept of what she should by trying to achieve in therapy. It may take a while.

MLY why do you lie so much? Everything you type is completely fabricated.
But like with everything else, you're not even good at it.

"A similar thought has crossed my mind. I looked at the wrapper again and it was a Durex. I'm about to track the guy down and find out what brand of condoms he uses."

I may be being inconsiderate here, but this is going so far beyond a typical episode of Maury I don't even...

I just can't anymore, its just...

I can't even...

You guys, MLY is actually very honest, honest to a fault even

First thing's first: Rest in peace, Uncle Phil...