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01-21-2014 , 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by amazinmets73
ATF, how was the veg place?
Actually, really tasty. I'm a meat and potatoes kinda guy but was pleasantly surprised with the intense flavors. That said, our drinks... which were fresh fruit juice with sake... were incredibly weak.
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01-21-2014 , 10:53 AM
Wtf guys. The last two trip reports made me weep for the youth.
Atf : do you want to have sex with this girl or not ? You are just into cuddling ?
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01-21-2014 , 10:58 AM
I've been gone for two months and this thread is still nothing but ATF telling his pointless rambling stories about his ****ed up life and the ****ed up people he associates with, and everyone else is still acting interested and egging him on. smh.
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01-21-2014 , 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by MyrnaFTW
Wtf guys. The last two trip reports made me weep for the youth.
Atf : do you want to have sex with this girl or not ? You are just into cuddling ?
"The youth" is funny cause ATF is in his mid 30s I believe
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01-21-2014 , 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by movieman2g
"The youth" is funny cause ATF is in his mid 30s I believe
Oh , I know. I wrote that as if I was a sixty year old. More specifically the maitre d in Ferris bueller.
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01-21-2014 , 11:35 AM
Going to a Match.com mixer next week in Boston, that'll have complimentary wine. I promise a fun TR from that regardless of how it goes. From what I've read of many reviews of them, they end up like middle school dances with each gender on opposite sides, feeling awkward. Won't be me!

In the very least, will be trying to find a way to apply to become a host for mixers like that in the future.
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01-21-2014 , 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by AnonymousTextField
mashoo,

Nice work.

TR w AhhHomework

Our original plans are for 10AM. At 945 she sends a text saying she'll call in an hour. Nothing. I call her at like 1130 and she's mumbling, clearly still asleep. Eventually she calls at like 1230 and apologizes. I really want to go to the spa so I'm okay with it and tell her I'm coming to get her in an hour and a half.

I pick her up, which she takes like 10-15 minutes to get out of her place. We head to the spa. Upon arriving I cover our freight and we part ways. I spend the next hour sweating with naked men in a sauna. Eventually we hang out a bit in the coed area and bull****, waiting on our Russian/Turkish platzas. I spend the next 45 minutes getting touched all over by a Russian dude who has a deep accent. During the sauna / platza I thought I was going to die. Anyways, the body scrub is amazing and the massage afterward is super relaxing.

I finish and wait for her in the bar/restaurant area. I kind of waffle on paying for her treatment and she clearly gets upset. Not about the money, I don't think, just the sorta chumpish behavior I was demonstrating. It made her "feel weird" and now she "doesn't know if she wants to go to dinner." Whatever, I offer to take her home and somehow the conversation just moves on and we're reserving a table at some vegetarian / vegan place. We have to wait 15 minutes so we cross the street and go to some "rock store". She buys some stones that promotes fertility and makes an impulse purchase of some spray that "heals you". We eat dinner, have one drink, chat, etc. She repeatedly calls me out for checking out other women... ("oh, yeah she has great tits, doesn't she ATF???", "wanna sit with them?") which I'm not really doing, I just have a tendency to frequently survey my surroundings. We finish up and head back to her place. Of course her roommates are there and we spend the next three hours just lounging in her bed, fooling around and bull****ting. She admits to still being in love with her ex-boyfriend who, because he lives down the street, she still is sorta seeing...but she doesn't really like because he's not right for her. It was really all very intimate, just sort of snuggling and making out and grinding and holding each other. The problem is she and I are not compatible sexually -- she's a freak that likes to get hit, slapped, beat up, etc. She says she watches the most violent porn possible, wants to be raped, etc. I mean, it's a interesting thought to entertain but way outside what I'm accustom to. It just seems so odd to transition from an intimate moment to slapping her or whatever and forcefully ****ing her. Which might be why we agreed to get drunk next time we hung out.
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01-21-2014 , 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by DonkHappens
lol
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01-21-2014 , 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Ice Cold Nuts
I get that you didn't actually want to have sex with this girl, but you understand that what she was actually saying was "I want you to **** my brains out now", right?
Yeah I got that. I was very whatever on this woman and still am. It really wasn't a big deal not having sex but I do understand your point.
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01-21-2014 , 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by wutangpoker
This guy showed me his tinder
If I didn't know what tinder was, this would sound very risque.
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01-21-2014 , 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Ice Cold Nuts
I've been gone for two months and this thread is still nothing but ATF telling his pointless rambling stories about his ****ed up life and the ****ed up people he associates with, and everyone else is still acting interested and egging him on. smh.
i used to get annoyed with ATF's stories, then realized this was the best response to them:



just sit back and enjoy

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Originally Posted by MyrnaFTW
Oh , I know. I wrote that as if I was a sixty year old. More specifically the maitre d in Ferris bueller.


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01-21-2014 , 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by amazinmets73
ATF, how was the veg place?
I hope next time he visits the vag place.
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01-21-2014 , 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden
I hope next time he visits the vag place.
ROFL

But he is into cuddling only
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01-21-2014 , 02:41 PM
TD,

IMO he def has a chance if dude down the street that she bangs after ATF takes her on dates is out of town or something.
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01-21-2014 , 02:45 PM
and if he finishes designing her website
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01-21-2014 , 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Ice Cold Nuts
I've been gone for two months and this thread is still nothing but ATF telling his pointless rambling stories about his ****ed up life and the ****ed up people he associates with, and everyone else is still acting interested and egging him on. smh.
No, there are other posts as well.
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01-21-2014 , 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by AnonymousTextField
Actually, really tasty. I'm a meat and potatoes kinda guy but was pleasantly surprised with the intense flavors. That said, our drinks... which were fresh fruit juice with sake... were incredibly weak.
Nice. In my experiences the food at vegan places is usually really good, but drinks are hit and miss.
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01-21-2014 , 03:09 PM
What age did most of you start online dating? How much does your average date cost?
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01-21-2014 , 03:54 PM
I've got a first online date tonight. I'm cooking her dinner after picking her up from her dorm. The implication will assuredly come into effect!
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01-21-2014 , 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by UnoTrap
What age did most of you start online dating? How much does your average date cost?

for first meetings, especially if you're just starting out, just make it easy on yourself and get a coffee/tea (for you and for her). so about $3.50.
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01-21-2014 , 04:02 PM
This is her. She has some pretty good potential based on her pics, but we'll see. She could be hiding some weight with angles





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01-21-2014 , 04:04 PM
Also a tinder girl invited me over so I have options
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01-21-2014 , 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Abbaddabba
for first meetings, especially if you're just starting out, just make it easy on yourself and get a coffee/tea (for you and for her). so about $3.50.
Laughed more than I should have
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01-21-2014 , 04:19 PM
At this point I can't decide which is more depressing:

- ATF's approach to women and dating
- ATF's obvious problems with alcohol
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01-21-2014 , 04:25 PM
Wutang, my only quarrel is her obvious attempt to be something she is not. Judging by the hair-style and clothing she is going for my favourite 'girl next door look' but it's just not her, she doesn't have the face (it's more masculine, but I'm not saying she's ugly or looks like a man) or petitie stature (I'm not saying she's fat, just not super skinny) that are "must have" features for the cute girl look. I'm not sure if this is relevant at all in regards to dating her, but expect some jealousy issues if she catches you eying up a legit girl next door.
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