I think this will work:

i really doubt it

God speed

I don't get it

So Gabby is one of 3bets's names too?

It's not a date girl is coming over here in a minute. If I don't bang her tonight, it's not a good sign

Keep us posted on how it goes brah

44 minutes ago... Don't think it's working

(I also don't get it)

He criticized her spelling and made a typo while doing it.

Even if the joke was more obvious, when an opener is referencing your junk it's not going to work on any girl that wouldn't say yes to anything you wrote.

Amazin, you still out in the Midwest? Gonna be in NYC tomorrow doing a sketch comedy show on W 29th at Magnet Theater, 6pm, you should check it out!

Nah, back in Philly. I'd love to go but can't take the time off work. I'll PM you next time I'm in the city.

This was glossed over. She obv wants a relationship. You played it fine. Just take her out to a fun date, have sex, and make your intentions clear that you aren't looking to get involved right now. She won't hear it that way, but at least you can feel good about yourself that you aren't lying to her.

edit: btw wait till after the sex to make your intentions clear. But who knows, you made end up of falling in love with her, when her pussy grabs a hold of your cock lol.

It was a troll profile. lonelykvas

By the way, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

Four times this evening. She's sleeping in my bed

Plus online dating enhanced some other lives this evening



I convinced him to use tinder, so it's almost as if it was my dick getting sucked. This guy is really good looking and muscular but shy approaching women. Tinder might have been designed specifically for him

So I've gone on about 10 first dates through OKC, 2 where we got to about 10 dates and another that I've been seeing since August about once a week.
And Wednesday will be the first time that someone from online meets my friends (Excluding meeting my roommate in passing). It's actually only our second time meeting (First was a quick walk in the park for about an hour and a half since we both had other plans later in the day) and she's joining my friends when we go ice skating then we're grabbing a drink alone after (of course I've prepped/will prep my friends not to join us for said drink).

Girl's gone. Had sex one more time before she left. I made her O all five times too

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Oh to be young again and go four times in one night.. Enjoy it bro..

Good work Wu.

New Tinder line: Hey, want to see the hole I dug in my basement? Give me your address and I will come pick you up in my van.

oh lawd

TR:

Went out with the 29 year-old young adult writer last night. Had a great time. We went for sushi, and then for drinks at a couple bars before I walked her home.

Great rapport, lots of touching and flirting so I really wasn't too worried about the direction of the date. At one point she started talking about how she's begun dabbling in writing erotica. She is very sexy. Also, she lived in NYC for years and her experience with dating is people sort of casually dating multiple people before coupling up, so I don't think she's going to try and shackle me after three dates.

I walked her home and we kissed a bit outside and I asked if I could come up. She said she'd love for me to come up but she didn't think I should stay over. I told her that I'm a lady and wouldn't be giving it up on the second date.

We made out for a bit and she reeeeeeeally wanted to have the secks. I can't wait to see her again because I can tell the sex is going to be fantastic. She lives alone and I told her that I'd come over and make her dinner sometime this week.

I'm supposed to meet this 24 year-old today but I have to say that this **** is exhausting. All I want to do today is sit on my ass and relax so the thought of taking a shower, getting dressed and then going out to perform all the 1st date small talk sounds ****ing miserable.

Then why the **** didn't you **** her?

Uno, please.... why dont u tell us your stories instead?

I'm not having a go, it sounds like he had the pussy on a platter. I'm just wondering why he doesn't **** her in that spot.

because he's going to this week and it's going to be way better waiting 3 days than if they just banged last night.

hagbard - nice work, but very poor planning a date on championship sunday