Wouldn't exactly classify it as serious, but it's certainly transformed into a relationship for now and of course I have my own issues, don't we all?

I agree, 20 is ***** young and she is by far the youngest I have dated and I would have never thought things would have transpired as they did. I've been 100% against long distance relationships my entire life, but life is often strange, as I'm sure quite aware and you just have to roll with whatever comes when it feels right. I'm confident the connection we have his real. Will it last the next 6 months? I don't know, but it's certainly worth a shot IMO given how things have gone.

This negative thinking saying she is going to 100% going to cheat on me is unhealthy and poor attitude to have in life. I'm very aware of the possibility of it happening, just like she is aware of the possibility of me doing it.

However, given my natural tendency to analyze the **** out of everything I will certainly be keeping an eye out for anything abnormal. If I feel things are getting weird, I certainly have no problems bailing as there are plenty of other girls out there and I'm very confident I'd have no trouble finding another.

She seems like a terrible person by the way

But she is gonna get so much pipe abroad that will probably comeback w some STD so that will show her.

I agree guys cheating on their GFs is bad but who are we to make them pay for it. The funny part is she is wasting as much of her time as they are so right off the bat we can tell she is just some dumb broad.

Sure, it's a sad/strange way of spending your free time and bit off, but we all do odd things. Think about the amount of weirdos who spend their free time trolling on here? Making up nonsense to impress their "online" friends? The guys that make up female profiles? It goes on and on.

People to strange **** when they are bored for whatever reason. Does it raise a flag, certainly, but for me it's not so outlandish to write her off. I guess for some of you it is, but then again some of you would put up with crap I wouldn't.

I'm just confused. One day she woke up and is like, wouldn't it be hilarious for me to join an online site to **** with guys in relationships. Is that the cool thing to do when you are in college nowadays? I guess most people suck. I guess I'm starting to realize that. I guess it's not something I would admit if I was in her shoes. Seems like a really weird reason to join a site. Why did she pick you? When did it turn from trolling to dating? I'm not saying this as someone who would try to pick up chicks in a relationship (I've never done that and won't), but I just don't understand why someone would wake up one day and do it. It doesn't make any sense. I figure it's some sort of lie.

Uh, well I didn't expect my offhand comment about why she might be a lil crazy to be taken so seriously about her destroying lives. I just think she's sadistic is all. Is that not sadistic behavior?

If she makes you happy and you guys are happy and it doesn't matter to you, then who cares.

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lol shades of jellykingturbooooo

From what I understand it was something her friends did for fun. Very immature, but I guess they found it amusing for some reason that only 20y/o girls can understand. I also believe it was somewhat of a cover to actually half-participate in online dating as I've mentioned before she told her friends that we met at the mall and not online as she was embarrassed about it.

I actually asked her why she picked me when she was telling me about her trolling and she said it was because my message was actually original and interesting.

Anyway, I'll be sure to update you guys if **** goes south so you can all be validated.

TR:

I had limp dick for the first time in my life this evening. I couldn't get hard! She started blowing me... Nothing. I stuck it in, was hard for a minute, we went from missionary to doggy, I went limp. I got hard after a while of playing with it, stuck it in and then went limp again. Took another fifteen minutes before I got hard. Stuck to missionary then came after a while.

She was good looking with big tits, if a little bigger than her pics would have let on. I did masturbate four times yesterday (laugh it up...) so I thought that might have had something to do with it. It was incredibly embarrassing and I certainly hope it never happens again...

Really sucks... I just got back from dropping her off at her car.

As far as the date itself goes, nothing exceptionally noteworthy happened. We went to a Turkish restaurant. It was good; I had tilapia, she had a spinach pide. They didn't serve alcohol there, so we stayed sober.

After dinner, we walked to a coffee shop across the street and got coffee. They were closing, so I suggested we drive somewhere. I somewhat consciously and somewhat unconsciously drove back to my place. We went up, making out and escalation ensued. At one point, we danced to Phil Collins, just the two of us. I poured us glasses of wine, and then Limpdickgate ensued, then I took her home

To anyone this might have happened to before: what's the next step?

Where is she going anyways? If Europe they love anal and weird stuff, she might comeback to piss in your mouth OP, some really disturbing stuff.

Gluck I suppose, double bag, spray that diablo stuff on dick upon return; take her to the clinic, etc etc.

Pretty good otherwise for a first date imo

pills bro.

The sucks man, but maybe too much porn watching?

As an aside, have you seen the movie Don Jon? I highly recommend it as it somewhat touches on the hypersexual world we live in today.

It`s all good, you got about 72 hours left on the clock to get her back in the sack and no limpdick shenanigans, wtf bro you spanked it 4x before a potential sesh?

You crazy, I like your style.

Don`t go captain insano but tomorrow morning begin texting gmorning and all that BS and text and secure the next date. No drinking, smoking or masturbating that day please. Try to play it as it never hapened and just lay pipe.

buena suerte.

p.s: you should be able to **** w limpdickness anyways to some extent right? or did you go full ninja turtle?

damn I feel bad when I hit the trifecta some days. I kinda want to see Don Juan so I stop fapping so much

Haven't had much luck stopping since I have too much free time

I just texted her "get home safe?"

I tried to **** limp but I kept on slipping out.

I definitely jerk it too much, but come on, it's basically been a daily habit since the 8th grade. Hard to quite cold turkey!

Seems like a good sign

subtle brag that you have 10 unread text messages imo

but yeah just go no fap for a few days and bring your A game next time

Well its not like girls have dicks. She has no understanding of how it works and if she is really experienced prob just thinks your different

Wutang,

Turn off Bluetooth! Improves your battery life.

I'd chalk up the limp dick to the masturbation unless it becomes a recurring theme.

Nah, I'm actually just so vain that I let them accumulate on purpose so I can feel good about myself/ screenshot them to people. Pretty dumb habit!

Thanks, I did! The things you learn!

Is this the 48 year old? If so I'd probably wager against her seeing you again for round 2. Unless of course she's < a 6 on the older women scale.

Nah, 22 YO

I don't plan on taking the 48 YO out to dinner or anything like that. Only banging on that front imo

DDIP, you seem to have a reasonable grasp of the situation. Not sure why all the hate. She likely is just shy about the reason she is dating online.

Oh, and 27 yr old dude with 20 yr old chick.Not too out of the ordinary imo.