It was great

Does he also post ITT?

Was your date with the subject of this post??

lazer, goofyballer,

Nice detective work guys!

Sherlock ****ing Holmes up in this thread

loool no

dude how many scientists are you dating?

TR OF DATE:

Okay, so realized I was single driving along the state. Had to make a few stops. Emotions run high and book it to location for actual date. I say 'book it' but what I really mean is hands at 10 & 2 with face 2 inches away from the steering wheel. Your grandmother's defensive driving has never looked this cool.

Arrive at hotel and clandestinely approach concierge and get parking pass and expected room number. I knock on the hotel door while fixing hairs as a surprise. He answers. He's shirtless and in basketball shirts.

Hello.. hello back.. awko hug.

We go to play ping pong and I'm doing well, REALLY well. Had a 6 point lead in the beginning. He wins but doesn't matter #feelingboss.

Reveals he's been playing with his alt hand the whole time. #notfeelingboss

He switches hands and bets that I can't even make 5 points this game. My ego is at stake here, so I obviously agree to play. We're volleying, he's throwing crazy backspins at me with little return success on my end. Until BOOM, make 4 points. All I need is that 5th point for the world to rainbow out around me. He serves. Some stuff happened and my sandal flies off and I'm on the ground 5 feet from the table in a total faceplant position.

Things weren't looking too swell. But shhh, relax. Girlie pulled through with a 9 point loss! With ego still intact, we then go to see Kickass 2.

We got popcorn and he ate all of it and complained that I am a bad influence. The movie was good in case anyone was curious.

blah blah blah, banged him like 4 times to some malfunctioning rando sexy YouTube playlist.

Jenni,

Will you marry me?

Regards,
Lazer

He reads this thread...and took you to a movie for a first date?? Out yourself, now.

he also had her meet him at a hotel, answered the door in shorts and no shirt AND ****ed her four times that night....I've been doing it wrong

Hey, I've been giving advice but I'm just a feemale. Amirite?

Listen up next time. BOOM

lol

Anyone do online dating in Aus? Best site to use?

jenni you flew to FLA to meet this guy? whats the backstory here?

Nah he paid for her, it's all good

Is this, like, a "I got laid so lol at you guys for not listening to me" type brag post? Is you having sex with a dude supposed to validate the advice you give to men for having sex with women?

I mean, I've posted before that I think your advice is generally good, but yeah that logic doesn't work.

So I just got back from a really good first date. I really enjoyed myself. We talked for three hours over dinner. She's attractive, in shape, liberal, and educated. That's hard to find in the rural Deep South. I pulled the Jenni move and texted her as soon as I got home to say, "I had a really good time. Good night." Got an insta respone of, "Me too Good night!" Thanks for the tip Jenni! Seems to be solid advice even if it is loladvicefromawoman. Seriously, I think it's solid.

Or did he pay half only?

no its not. girls send that text.

Also what? It's standard and polite to text that you had a good time if you did have a good time

cool, then let her do it.

if she messages you, then respond and say you did too. otherwise relax and stop acting like you havent seen a vagina since GWB was in office.

ding ding ding

I like to include something else with the text. Tonight I sent "I had a great time up until that torrential downpour!" (It had started pouring rain almost the exact instant we left the bar)