Her: "hi!
"
Me: "hey! what are you up to?"
"not much, thinking about maybe kissing you. what are you doing?"
"oh really? i'm in ____ playing poker"
"getting lucky?"
"that depends
"
"depends on what?"
"depends on how i play my hand"
[no response]
Me: "i guess i played it wrong
"
"Lol - i'm sorry. maybe next hand?"
"i hope so
"
[then she starts asking poker questions]