Depends on the girl. My current FWB and I both love foreplay and I don't think we've ever had a session last less than 2 hours. Previous girl I was with orgasmed a lot quicker and liked to get right to it, have a couple O's, then do something else. Average session with her was probably 40 min.

Insidecorner5/8/2013 3:36:17 AM
Nothing beats a radical feminist!

/8/2013 7:55:03 PM
Uhhhh true?


Insidecorner5/8/2013 8:37:01 PM
Yes... Hopefully I didn't cross the line with that joke.

George Carlin had the best radical feminist joke of all time though

/8/2013 8:49:05 PM
Which was?


Insidecorner5/8/2013 10:16:49 PM
I'm tired of women who think name hyphenation is a radical act. "Hi, I'm Emily Jaden-Fudura." Oh yea? Well, I'm George jack me off **** you too!

Ladies, hyphenating your name is not a radical act. Castrating a guy in a parking lot with a broken coke bottle is a radical act.

/9/2013 8:04:48 PM
Sounds like a fun friday night for me, actually, so I guess I'd have to agree.


/9/2013 9:20:07 PM
Haha, yea, I thought you would get a kick out of that. So, when you're not castrating men, what does your typical Friday night consist of?

/10/2013 1:36:03 AM
I hang out at a place called The Mermaid Tavern a lot. it's basically a snobby hipster wine bar. You can get mead there. I dunno, apparently that's fancy. I didn't like it. I'll stick with a pinot grigio and a sly smile.


This was to a girl on POF who seemed very intelligent and progressive, and stated that she was a "radical feminist" in her profile. I should have the date here, no? What's my reply?

how should one go about hooking up with a casino pit boss??

Amazin (and all others),

Stop asking questions like that. At this point she has already decided whether she's interested in meeting you or not. So just make some not crazy sounding remark touching on something in her message (mead, sly smiles, Pinot Grigio, that bar) and suggesting meeting, and she'll either be up for it or not. Stop making this more complicated than necessary.

Seriously.

"Well, I'd like to offer myself up for potential castration if you're not busy. I'd love to take you out on Friday to <hipster wine bar x>, they have a fantastic <pinot grigio brand> you should try."

Just joined OkCupid. Had an unsuccessful attempt on POF but I was trying to PUA it too hard and I'm tryin to be more genuine at the risk of being a little boring.

Any thoughts on this so far?

okcupid.com/profile/gimmickprofile

Please post those two pics. Please.

Am I the only one here who has no desire to have sex for 5 hours straight? Sounds like too much freaking work to me.

Sex was that good. I mean it wasnt 5 hours of stvraight penetration but it was like maybe 5 20-30 minute sessions with fooling around massages etc in between. We finally passed out at like 6am when we got to her house at like 12:30am...

This girl may also be a fatty her body pic is super deceptive and taken at an angle. I polled my friends and they agreed tough to tell but I dont want to show up and shes fat AND crazy...

How many condoms did you use?

Fatties are nasty to look at but from what I've heard since they don't get any... You get the idea

Post pics and.let us decide if she's fat or not !

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Sorry I don't even post pics of myself publicly on forums def not to a girl....

It depends what you count as a "session". If you count the time it takes to make and eat pancakes in between periods of sex part of the session then it's not too bad at all

the best chicks are the ones that are slightly slightly overweight...best BJS in my experience too

Going at it on and off over five hours, sure. But five hours of sex seems absurdly long. Are you tiny? I ask because any marathon session I've been in the girl is usually complaining about soreness after the third or fourth go at it.

????

Who the F cares if he's tiny. Very unnecessary question / comment. Obv not if he was keeping her horny enough for 5 hours

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Amen. I can relate.

Or the ones that were mistreated / kinda neglected in a recent long term breakup. Oooooweee

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It wasn't a slight. A 5 hour session seems like a fat tail event. Like porn star stuff.

Average sex time (penetration) is like 5-6 minutes. After like 15-20 minutes things usually stop, in my experience. No girl wants to lay there for an hour or 90 minutes. It's sort of like running in place or skipping rope for a girl. They get tired of it and it's no longer enjoyable after 15 minutes.

Girls and myself, too, enjoy the foreplay. And that can last a good while before intercourse.

Going at it for 10 minutes 3 times over a night with lots of foreplay is pretty standard, IMO.

For some reason guys love to exaggerate their sex times. Lasting 2 hours isn't a brag. Guys are just really, really afraid to have any information leak that they only last a minute so if they have a session where they can't bust they overcompensate and hugely inflate their time.

The fat girl BJ thing is unabashedly NOT true.

That seems more reasonable





Sounds kind of supplicating to me. I wouldn't want to imply that I'd be happy to let a girl cut my balls off, even if it's an obvious joke. I like to say I'm willing to risk (castration, whatever) because (something that makes the girl interesting) and also because I like to live dangerously.

No pancakes but 90% of the 5 hrs was foreplay

The answer lies somewhere in the middle. However, I believe it's much more an issue of those fat white girls being the only white girls those guys are able to get. Take a look at the wives-girlfriends of black male athletes. Russell Wilson, Tiger Woods, RGIII, Golden Tate, etc. How many fatties do you see there? The reason is obviously that their statues as athletes allows them to date white women that the average black man could not.

Take your average black man you see walking around with a fat white women. You really think he'd take her over Elin Nordegren?