I see the "We still on for 7?" debate as another opportunity to bring the funny:
"I know we said 7:00, but where was it again? The Golden Banana, right?" Or insert the name of some other ridiculous local landmark.
(it always amazes me how many people outside of New England recognize the name of The Golden Banana, especially older dudes. That place must have been WILD back in the day!)
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how do people end dates early?
Wish I could find a link of the scene from House of Lies where Kristen Bell's very damaged character escapes her toxic work environment for an evening to meet a wonderful guy she met online for drinks. He's giving her every chance, but her every word is just completely sabotaging things for herself (because she's nuts), when he finally, abruptly stands and tells her something like, "I'm going to stop at the bar on my way out, and pay for MY drinks. Have a good night."
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shoulda worn better sneakers
I disagree, I look at that pic and think you're WAY overdressed for a walk in the woods. Better shoes would have only added to the incongruity. If you didn't want that "walk in the woods" vibe, then you should have cropped out most of the woods and made yourself the focus of the shot.
But it goes without saying that anything I say ITT comes with the disclaimer that there's a better-than-even-money chance that I don't know wtf I'm talking about.