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Old 05-08-2021, 06:19 PM   #53976
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I live in the adult world, not your little fictional world for 12 year olds where you can attack people without serious repercussions.
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Old 05-08-2021, 06:28 PM   #53977
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I just see a blank post . So I’m gonna assume you are saying you fear me and you need a gun . Got em !!!!
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Old 05-08-2021, 07:04 PM   #53978
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Since when do they give gun permits to people on the spectrum ?
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Old 05-08-2021, 10:35 PM   #53979
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Since when do they not?
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Old 05-08-2021, 10:50 PM   #53980
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Since when do they not?
Lol supposedly they are strict with guns. I mean I can’t legally own one lol but this dude who can’t talk to a woman think he Gonna shoot me. Which is find hilarious . Wish he would pull a gun on me so I can pistol whip him with his own gun
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Old 05-09-2021, 04:46 AM   #53981
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Well that escalated quickly.

D10, I’m paying for premium too . Have no idea why they’ve restricted the convos I can see. I wrote to their help email anyway.
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Old 05-09-2021, 10:54 AM   #53982
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Please take away both of their guns.
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Old 05-09-2021, 11:44 AM   #53983
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Tacos... and the best place in town for spicy margs. If I can find that best place in town it's probably like shooting fish in a barrel there. Beats anything "The Office" related in profiles. That seems dead now.
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Old 05-09-2021, 11:58 AM   #53984
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Please take away both of their guns.
Lol I can’t nor do I want or Need to own a gun. Unless we talking bout my arms . But you can’t take those away I need em
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Old 05-09-2021, 06:47 PM   #53985
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Tacos... and the best place in town for spicy margs. If I can find that best place in town it's probably like shooting fish in a barrel there. Beats anything "The Office" related in profiles. That seems dead now.
Lol this is literally a direct quote from at least 3 profiles I've seen today. I'm not too upset about it though cause there's a taco place a block from my house that people drive an hour to get to.
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Old 05-09-2021, 09:47 PM   #53986
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I'm just here for the Official Dream Crusher "____ is for sissies" Countdown

What other popular things after tacos do you have on there?
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Old 05-09-2021, 10:10 PM   #53987
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Is "sissies" allowed anymore?

I thought its now "effeminately challenged".

And how tacos became a girly food is news to me.



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Old 05-09-2021, 10:32 PM   #53988
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Taco flavored kisses are the best.
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Old 05-10-2021, 06:05 PM   #53989
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Well, I pulled off the trifecta this past weekend -- three nights, sex with three women. Anyone else had that as a goal? I tried for it a few other times the past couple months but could only get two. Friday and Saturday night were sure things, as I had been with the women before. I tried to set up the sure thing Sunday as well with a woman I've been with three times over the past 10 weeks, but she said she'd let me know. I didn't even wait for her to do so. I just lined up a date with another woman who has been messaging with me for six weeks since a breakup but pulled out of meeting me a couple times because she wants something serious and knows she won't get it from me. This time she let me know she's ready and she drove 45 miles to come to my place. Age range of 35-39, one my long-time regular and two born in China. They all left very satisfied. Am I wrong for feeling this was an accomplishment? Haha
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Old 05-10-2021, 06:59 PM   #53990
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Oh yeah, suddenly all single moms are either “boy moms” or “girl moms.” “Dog mom” and “cat mom” are also annoying af. I haven’t been willing to date parents (of human beings, that is), but being in my thirties this is now a decent chunk of my feed.
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Old 05-10-2021, 07:06 PM   #53991
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Well, I pulled off the trifecta this past weekend -- three nights, sex with three women. Anyone else had that as a goal? I tried for it a few other times the past couple months but could only get two. Friday and Saturday night were sure things, as I had been with the women before. I tried to set up the sure thing Sunday as well with a woman I've been with three times over the past 10 weeks, but she said she'd let me know. I didn't even wait for her to do so. I just lined up a date with another woman who has been messaging with me for six weeks since a breakup but pulled out of meeting me a couple times because she wants something serious and knows she won't get it from me. This time she let me know she's ready and she drove 45 miles to come to my place. Age range of 35-39, one my long-time regular and two born in China. They all left very satisfied. Am I wrong for feeling this was an accomplishment? Haha
Next you go for the dirty dicking where you have a girl come over the same day you've been with another girl.

Maybe do the trifecta in one day
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Old 05-10-2021, 07:34 PM   #53992
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Can confirm that tacos and mis-application of extrovert are currently vogue in canada too, it also seems that the key to ~50% of female hearts is 'physical touch and words of affirmation', always worded exactly that way. It must a phrase from a viral magazine article or self help book or something.
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Old 05-10-2021, 07:41 PM   #53993
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Well, I pulled off the trifecta this past weekend -- three nights, sex with three women. Anyone else had that as a goal? I tried for it a few other times the past couple months but could only get two. Friday and Saturday night were sure things, as I had been with the women before. I tried to set up the sure thing Sunday as well with a woman I've been with three times over the past 10 weeks, but she said she'd let me know. I didn't even wait for her to do so. I just lined up a date with another woman who has been messaging with me for six weeks since a breakup but pulled out of meeting me a couple times because she wants something serious and knows she won't get it from me. This time she let me know she's ready and she drove 45 miles to come to my place. Age range of 35-39, one my long-time regular and two born in China. They all left very satisfied. Am I wrong for feeling this was an accomplishment? Haha
Def an accomplishment and I had 3 different in same day on my college years . Also had 20 different girls in a month around the same time .

Now that I think of it I’m surprised my dick hasn’t fallen off
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Old 05-10-2021, 07:45 PM   #53994
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I had what I thought was a great date 10 days ago, she was a touch of class with $ and a great body, talked a bit too much but I'm an extroverted introvert really so that was fine with me. Plenty of touching hands and arms over dinner, I didn't even need to break out my newly acquired expertise in chiromancy, kissed her goodnight with a plan to do 9 holes of golf after work on Wednesday, than crickets. Straight ghosto

The apps were tumblweed all last week then I got an out of the blue text from the cute Bumble woman who ghosted me after 3 dates a couple of months back. This was Friday morning, and she was in town for a couple of nights and did I fancy a coffee? So we did lunch (tacos ftw), then dinner later, then everything until 4am. I wanted to stay the night becasue the vibe was great and I haven't spent all night with a woman for a little over a year, but I'd needed to fart bad for hours and I knew it wasn't gonna be a harmless one and done, so said goodnight and I started walking home with a victory cigarette. Let rip as soon as I was out on the street and **** my pants. Brutal, brutal 20 minute walk home.

She's pretty amazing though, we spent Saturday night together too and will see each other a fair bit before she flys back to Toronto in June to resume her (very balling) career. Best online dating result yet by far.
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Old 05-11-2021, 12:09 AM   #53995
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I had what I thought was a great date 10 days ago, she was a touch of class with $ and a great body, talked a bit too much but I'm an extroverted introvert really so that was fine with me. Plenty of touching hands and arms over dinner, I didn't even need to break out my newly acquired expertise in chiromancy, kissed her goodnight with a plan to do 9 holes of golf after work on Wednesday, than crickets. Straight ghosto

The apps were tumblweed all last week then I got an out of the blue text from the cute Bumble woman who ghosted me after 3 dates a couple of months back. This was Friday morning, and she was in town for a couple of nights and did I fancy a coffee? So we did lunch (tacos ftw), then dinner later, then everything until 4am. I wanted to stay the night becasue the vibe was great and I haven't spent all night with a woman for a little over a year, but I'd needed to fart bad for hours and I knew it wasn't gonna be a harmless one and done, so said goodnight and I started walking home with a victory cigarette. Let rip as soon as I was out on the street and **** my pants. Brutal, brutal 20 minute walk home.

She's pretty amazing though, we spent Saturday night together too and will see each other a fair bit before she flys back to Toronto in June to resume her (very balling) career. Best online dating result yet by far.
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Old 05-11-2021, 12:13 AM   #53996
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More like Pyrrhic victory.
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Old 05-11-2021, 12:41 AM   #53997
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Next you go for the dirty dicking where you have a girl come over the same day you've been with another girl.

Maybe do the trifecta in one day
I’m in my 40s, guy. Twice in one day would be an accomplishment.
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Old 05-11-2021, 04:58 AM   #53998
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Relatively small shares argue that online dating has had a mostly positive effect because it is a more efficient way of meeting people, is a better alternative to more traditional ways of meeting, helps people who have trouble meeting others or is a safer way of meeting people.
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Old 05-11-2021, 01:14 PM   #53999
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If a previous connection messages you out of the blue, you know it's on.

Catching up on an earlier discussion, If I'm going to buy a woman dinner then I want her to meet near (preferably at) my place. If she wants to meet near her place, she better be hot and it's only going to be coffee or a drink. If I'm going to buy her dinner in her area, she needs to be at least a 9. A couple months ago, a woman had in her profile that she liked steak. I offered to take her to a steak dinner at a nice steakhouse a block from my place. She countered with the Ruth's Chris near her place 15 miles away. I said no and we never met.
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Old 05-11-2021, 02:59 PM   #54000
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More like Pyrrhic victory.
shogun total war! everytime i see the word pyrrhic
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