What is seeking?

Have a midget take a picture with you.

thepleasure is the only person I've ever put on mute here due to just being so tilted by how he writes his posts.

if looking for serious i doubt you wanna lie about your age.

I wouldnt put height down if I was under 6 foot tbh. which I am, i wouldn't put my height down.

would kinda suck if tinder ever added a height filter LOL

I was just watchin 90 Day Fiance and this dude catfished this chick and after she found out he was not the hunk he was portraying himself to be she still got with him because she was already in love with him before she ever knew what he really looked like.

I seriously doubt they've met anyone like me. My friend, who's a playboy playmate, says she likes weirdos so maybe there is hope for me (was gonna say "for people like me", but I don't think those people actually exist). That being said she also thinks my anti-social behavior may be causing me to forget how to be human, so mmmv.

It's too bad I missed my chance to go on "Megan Wants a Millionaire" but maybe I can do 90 Day Fiance at some point. The only problem though is that I have no interest in visiting someone overseas.

I'm old enough to know people who used newspaper personal ads to meet. A women agreed to meet a guy who described himself as a jewish Fabio. They meet and she complains he looks nothing like Fabio. He's short, balding, and lacking muscles. He says "That's right, I'm exactly what Fabio would look like if he were jewish!"

DC, I just found out about this thing called Millionaire Match, you should try it and do a TR. It seems like it's for girls who want to meet rich guys, but not get into the explicit SA-type financial contract. Looks like you get "certified" by sending tax forms showing >$200k in income, I'm sure that ain't no thang for you.

Current game plan for 1st dates in the age of COVID:

"Want to meet up for a walk around a park on Saturday?"

Then a few hours before "Should I bring iced coffee for us? Or perhaps a little wine?" So far it's always been wine! It's a yellow flag for sure if they'd rather have coffee.

I haven't had any 2nd dates off the apps post-quarantine yet, but I think picnic with takeout from a nice restaurant in the courtyard behind my apartment would be a good option.

Bonus for those in the DMV, I think Rock Creek is the ideal park and Dabney or Little Serow are ideal for 2nd date takeout.

How's everyone else managing COVID dating?

Hottie wanted to meet up on july 4 when the pubs and restaurants opened up again in the UK but luckily changed her mind when it became apparent that the day would be carnage. Now, apparently all the local pubs around her are booked up weeks in advance as they're only allowing sitting. Annoying times for dating. we might have to do the park option

If she’s back, just do the park option ASAP. Bring wine and cheese. Ez game

can I get a line check?

this is about 6th msg back adn forth (6 from each partner)

I joke about her not having a witch cotume

she goes

"i do have a sexy witch outift maybe youll be lucky enough to see it lol"

whats your response?

"Well in that case you better be casting your best eroticism spell on me! brb, While I throw on my robe and wizard hat..."

It took you six messages to joke about her not having a witch costume? Pfft, I get to the witch costume by message three.

How bout "A wizard sleeve doesn't count"?

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These are the conversations adults partake in on these apps?

Just send an eggplant emoji, no need to elaborate.

Be sure to spell correctly

i lold at the first response and yeah shuffle i think i did. i responded with it just happens I consider myself a lucky guy and then we went into more stuff of that nature.
tim m i didnt even think about that tbh



thx for line check just wanted to hear some thoughts. and for the person who said is ths hte kind of talk thats said in apps, im sure like 5% of the girls in apps if not more are frisky and somehwat thirsty as well and are willing to communicate that. i have gotten responses being forward liek that in the past but usually those gurls are the least interesting in meeting funnily enough

Since removing my height I've started getting matches/likes. Not many but more than once every 3 months.

2 days ago I got a match and this girl messaged me "Happy 4th!" which is just a terrible line so I took that lob and spiked it on her head with a "Happy 4th to you too" lol dumb ho better come with something better than that if she wants a chance to get with me. I haven't received another message so she probably can't think of anything to say lol

Any message is the opportunity to start a conversation to me. I would have asked what she did for the 4th and used that as info of how careful she’s being.

Wow, you owned her! Meanwhile you're sitting with almost no matches and she's probably chatting with dozens of guys.

Even when I was getting tons of matches, you've just gotta realize that's how the game is played.

If she says "Happy 4th!" I reply "thanks, I'm doing x, what are/were your plans?"

Sure, she gave you a convo killer, but that's fairly common. I'd let a girl get away with 1 or maybe 2 and if she continues being boring, probably just move on. The fact that she even bothered sending a message at all is a big indicator of interest from a woman on the apps. A guy can't get away with a convo killer response unless she's already super hooked or you look like Brad Pitt. My responses on the apps basically always included a question.

Yeah you basically typed the message I was too lazy to type.

Lots of girls suck at conversing online, it's a fact you need to accept. It's also not that rare to find one who's boring online but interesting in person.

Honestly my tolerance for girls who can't message is still probably way lower than it should be. First few messages are simply not a good way to get to know someone, meet them in person.

I sure did! Thanks for noticing.

If you go a long time without getting a match you start getting desperate and when that happens I have to reassure myself that I'm better than these women. This particular woman looks very hot in some of her photos but in her main photo she looks so old like she could be my mom. She's 38 years old which frankly is way too old for me but like I said you get desperate after going months without a match. She's CEO of an apparel company which in my experience is code word for I strip on the down low in order to finance my phantom clothing company..


I received another match. This one simply sent a waving emoji.

"Better than these women" and assuming she strips. It's amazing you're single! Something tells me your fap to fu*k ratio is way off