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04-30-2013 , 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by KPowers
well maybe not out of my league but definitely at the upper end

I'm speaking as the person who has had sex with the last ten people I've had sex with, so I feel very confident I know what I'm talking about.
I think she's attractive but definitely firmly in your wheelhouse just going by what you look like.
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04-30-2013 , 10:07 PM
She's not attractive imo.
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04-30-2013 , 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by PartyGirlUK
She's not attractive imo.
I don't find her attractive either, but she's basically the opposite of my type and I have friends that would definitely find her good looking. Glad to see that we're not all competition for each other!
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04-30-2013 , 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by KPowers
sfasfaf another hottie ruineddddddddd
she's clearly in to me and we're texting and then finds out I don't want kids.


dating out of your league is hard
Lol, im sure that's what ruined it. This is the worst humblebrag I've ever seen.
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04-30-2013 , 10:40 PM
Really? I thought it was one of the better ones.
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04-30-2013 , 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by KPowers
sfasfaf another hottie ruineddddddddd
she's clearly in to me and we're texting and then finds out I don't want kids.
If she's taking selfies in a pickup truck you should assume she wants kids and be thankful if she doesn't have any already.
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04-30-2013 , 11:31 PM
do not want
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04-30-2013 , 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by NickMPK
But these plans immediately turn moot, as she basically attacks me right as I emerge from the bathroom. I don’t think I have ever gone quicker from a first kiss to both of us being completely naked. I did briefly freak-out because the condom broke the first time, but she laughed it off and said she was on the pill.
Well hidden brag near the end of a long post?

Anyway, good luck when you see her again.
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04-30-2013 , 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by sofocused978
do not want
thought you were an older stoner. you're really banging better?
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04-30-2013 , 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by ganstaman
Well hidden brag near the end of a long post?

Anyway, good luck when you see her again.
Definitely not a brag, scary **** when that happens. And it can happen for a myriad of reasons, not all of them flattering for the male.
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04-30-2013 , 11:59 PM
I have never broken a condom by pushing the resevoir tip at the top to kinda burp it while I'm rolling it on. Not proof but I heard from some sloot that's the best way?
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05-01-2013 , 12:07 AM
Yep, they're really tough to break if you squeeze the tip while rolling on to make sure no air bubbles get in and use a bit of lube (even if the girl's really wet initially) as extra insurance.
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05-01-2013 , 12:16 AM
Do you guys lube the inside? On KY bottles they say use it on both sides of the condoms. Using it on the inside seems really stupid and pointless because of all of the obvious reasons but idk?
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05-01-2013 , 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Fossilkid93
Definitely not a brag, scary **** when that happens. And it can happen for a myriad of reasons, not all of them flattering for the male.
I think I started bolding words too early.

Well, I also could have misinterpreted. Instead of the condom breaking the first time he put it on, and then he put on another and had sex, I thought he was saying that the condom broke the first time they had sex that night but not the other times they had sex that night.
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05-01-2013 , 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by KPowers
Using it on the inside seems really stupid and pointless because of all of the obvious reasons but idk?
huh? you know how a condom works, right?
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05-01-2013 , 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by ganstaman
I think I started bolding words too early.

Well, I also could have misinterpreted. Instead of the condom breaking the first time he put it on, and then he put on another and had sex, I thought he was saying that the condom broke the first time they had sex that night but not the other times they had sex that night.
Gotcha. Actually I thought you were implying the condom broke b/c he has a big unit, guess I wasn't even in the same ballpark.

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Originally Posted by kkcountry
huh? you know how a condom works, right?
I think it's fairly common knowledge that some guys will also put lube inside the condom b/c it supposedly adds a bit more sensation, but I've never done it so I can't say how well it works (or doesn't work).
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05-01-2013 , 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by ganstaman
I think I started bolding words too early.

Well, I also could have misinterpreted. Instead of the condom breaking the first time he put it on, and then he put on another and had sex, I thought he was saying that the condom broke the first time they had sex that night but not the other times they had sex that night.
Your initial interpretation was right.
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05-01-2013 , 06:07 AM
I've been vegetarian (actually, mostly vegan) for about 2 months now, and I don't see myself going back to eating meat. My OKcupid profile reads "Strictly vegetarian" I don't care if who I'm dating eats meat or not, so perhaps it would be in my best interest to take the information down?
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05-01-2013 , 06:21 AM
This may sound like worrying too much but...

I only have one TV in my house, and it's in my bedroom, directly in front of my bed. If invite a girl over to watch a movie the only place to watch it is in my bed. This seems awkward...
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05-01-2013 , 07:01 AM
Move it downstairs?
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05-01-2013 , 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by amazinmets73
This may sound like worrying too much but...

I only have one TV in my house, and it's in my bedroom, directly in front of my bed. If invite a girl over to watch a movie the only place to watch it is in my bed. This seems perfect...
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05-01-2013 , 11:39 AM
The 'come on over to my house to watch a movie' move already is lacking in subtlety, having the TV be in the bedroom is just too much
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05-01-2013 , 01:08 PM
Not online dating but whatever. I met a girl in a programming class I'm taking. Nerdy, yes, but interested in technology is a plus to me. I've been helping her understand some of the assignments we're doing, demonstrating that I'm a pretty intelligent, helpful guy. She posts a business event on the class message board and I contact her and ask if she wants to go together. I spend the day at this event with her and 2 of her friends that were in town visiting. After the event, we all hang out, walk around the city, and generally have a fun time. I was fairly confident I made a good impression with her and among her friends.

Monday morning, she IMs me just to say what's up and ask how I'm doing. We chat online about random ****, our class, how great the weather is, etc. I ask her about the rest of her weekend. And then she drops the BF bomb. She says she introduced her friends to her BF for the first time.

So I'm like ****, oh well. I back off but she continues to IM me and message me randomly. I don't get it. Maybe I was unclear that I was hitting on her, and now she's just being friendly, but I don't think so. Maybe she met me and determined that I'm better than her BF, but then why mention him at all.
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05-01-2013 , 01:17 PM
splash,

"Maybe I was unclear that I was hitting on her"

What did you do to make that clear? Sounds super simple - you made a new friend. Hell, you could replace all the she/her with he/his in the first paragraph and it would be a story about you making a new guy friend. As for her contacting you, girls are allowed to communicate with you even if they don't want to bang you.
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05-01-2013 , 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by amazinmets73
So I set up a date with a new stripper for Wednesday
I was going to question this until I remembered that where you live errrybody is a stripper.
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