Online dating thread
04-27-2013
, 07:19 AM
el diablo's response to kutty is like the worst thing he's said, ever 
anyways, that's all
anyways, that's all
04-27-2013
, 07:37 AM
Quote:
I sent some girl an email about a month ago who is probably one of the hotter girls on okcupid in the Boston area. She was moving here from California. 23, pretty much a stunner.
She responds a week later with "you're soo sexy", to which I come up with some reply, asking her when she's moving here, etc.
Last night 12:30 (after I woke up and came out to get a snack)... 3.5 weeks later.
her: "I'm already here, wanna have some fun?"
me: "herp derp k" (paraphrasing)
her: "you live alone?
"
me: "Unfortunately I have a roommate, but he's cool. You?"
her: "I have a roommate :/"
me: "mine is just sleeping quietly, haha"
her: "lol"
(enter a bit of useless IM chatter)
me: "well if you want to meet up I'm down whenever"
her: "but I meant like for sex :P"
me: "ya I gotcha lol, I just meant we could meet up at a bar before everything closes first, where in Boston do you live?"
her: (some specific location)
me: "I could come up there, or give you a ride to my place"
her: "haha but you have a roommate and I'm sometimes kinda loud"
me: "well it is what it is, he wouldn't come barging in haha"
her: "haha, but, no, :P, lol"
me: "haha ok, well he's not always around, unless this was a one time offer :P"
(it's like 1:30 at this point and I'm exhausted, and she doesn't respond for like 30 min)
her: (while I'm sleeping) "lol, sorry, nope, more like fwb :P"
What's my next message? I'm hesitant to post pictures of her, but she's stupidly hot.
She responds a week later with "you're soo sexy", to which I come up with some reply, asking her when she's moving here, etc.
Last night 12:30 (after I woke up and came out to get a snack)... 3.5 weeks later.
her: "I'm already here, wanna have some fun?"
me: "herp derp k" (paraphrasing)
her: "you live alone?
"me: "Unfortunately I have a roommate, but he's cool. You?"
her: "I have a roommate :/"
me: "mine is just sleeping quietly, haha"
her: "lol"
(enter a bit of useless IM chatter)
me: "well if you want to meet up I'm down whenever"
her: "but I meant like for sex :P"
me: "ya I gotcha lol, I just meant we could meet up at a bar before everything closes first, where in Boston do you live?"
her: (some specific location)
me: "I could come up there, or give you a ride to my place"
her: "haha but you have a roommate and I'm sometimes kinda loud"
me: "well it is what it is, he wouldn't come barging in haha"
her: "haha, but, no, :P, lol"
me: "haha ok, well he's not always around, unless this was a one time offer :P"
(it's like 1:30 at this point and I'm exhausted, and she doesn't respond for like 30 min)
her: (while I'm sleeping) "lol, sorry, nope, more like fwb :P"
What's my next message? I'm hesitant to post pictures of her, but she's stupidly hot.
you're getting trolled here for sure unless you're reaaaally good looking, and even if she is real .... she's gotta nuts.
if you really need to find out just don't make yourself vulnerable, and don't waste too much time or effort. tell her to get skype if she's interested, and have a videochat to screen her before hand.
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