kutty,

YTF's schtick is from a pickup artist e-book.

el diablo,

I wouldn't know.

What about "beb"?

kutty,

I think you're actually serious. You are just so completely off the mark here. And your response is made even more hilarious by the fact that YTF's approach/material comes from a "dating master" book called "copy, past & bang."

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/34...l#post37938253

kutty,

I agree with you, but mentioning all the weird places you've enjoyed jacking off (and including a school at night on that list) to someone you've never met would seem a little -EV, no? Following it up with a horny poodle impression would seem even more -EV.

Also,
I realize that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but yeah...

lol

All,

I think there's a misconception in this thread. People keep saying ytf jacked off behind a school, but I think what he actually did was bang a chick behind a school.

By "living" I guess you mean sitting at home and rubbing one out because that's all "being himself" got him. In fact, this woman sounded so desperate that there was almost no way YTF could screw it up, but he did by "being himself."

Dating is a craft, like anything else. YTF is terrible at it. He needs to improve. Then he can be himself and be good at it. When women see that you are terrible at messaging, they assume that you're probably terrible at a lot of other things, like talking, socializing, connecting with people, sex, etc. They aren't going to want to date you.

I wonder if YTF's girl is just an online superdater who weeds out the 80% of guys who are creepy/weird by going into sexting mode and seeing how the guy reacts.

I used to think so, too. Stupid Brady Bunch! I insisted on "Bob" in my younger days.

Then Jimmy Smits made Bobby cool again on NYPD Blue (and there was some other crappy movie with a Bobby I thought was cool), so I went to that. Now "Bob" sounds funny to me...and I *hate* Robert. When I hear that, I think I'm in trouble. Only cops and bill collectors call me Robert.

My family and childhood friends still call me Bob, because I used to react so negatively to Bobby. Strikes me as odd every time I hear it, because everyone else in my life calls me Bobby.

Rationalize? I?

I thought this WAS the blog!

It's not the only misconception. I really did send the apology without hope of salvaging things with this girl. And this episode is not at all indicative of my usual online game, where the messages are as short as possible; I get a phone number on the 2nd or 3rd message sent, then I'm done typing; one phone call, and use it to set a date.

Yeah, it's being nitpicky, but I think the "Bobby" to cap it off is just a capper to the childish tone throughout the message. In no way does he convey confidence. Even getting her to "sext" is done through a ploy in his profile and messages. Instead of in person through subtle actions of your own and getting to know each other a bit more intimately. This childish tone is also apparent in the wordiness, the inability to condense his thoughts in a professional manner, one that mature women appreciate.

Like I said before, just because the weight has been lost does this mean that confidence has returned.

Using Ricky Bobby would've been the kicker.

I haven't laughed this hard in a while, hahahaha. Thanks kutty

Is Kutty a girl, that reads exactly like when your female friends tell you that you should be sweet and romantic and all that other crap that's 100% wrong 100% of the time to all but the 1% fattest women [still] alive.

She contributes to the conversation. I usually make her laugh. Guess I just went a little overboard that time.

She's also Catholic, maybe all the time I spent at the casino was a turn-off to her.

Nah, I mean, I texted her twice after that, trying to start a conversation nd she didn't respond. I think I'll just forget about it.

YTF, how old is this woman?

mid-40s, like me.

As I was driving home from work tonight, I knew I'd be checking this thread when I got home, and I thought to myself, "Why does everybody get so mad? This is just for fun, this isn't serious business. It's not like my uncle died and left me $300M, under the condition that I get married by 9 PM tomorrow..."

what kind of car do you drive?

I sent some girl an email about a month ago who is probably one of the hotter girls on okcupid in the Boston area. She was moving here from California. 23, pretty much a stunner.

She responds a week later with "you're soo sexy", to which I come up with some reply, asking her when she's moving here, etc.

Last night 12:30 (after I woke up and came out to get a snack)... 3.5 weeks later.

her: "I'm already here, wanna have some fun?"

me: "herp derp k" (paraphrasing)

her: "you live alone? "

me: "Unfortunately I have a roommate, but he's cool. You?"

her: "I have a roommate :/"

me: "mine is just sleeping quietly, haha"

her: "lol"

(enter a bit of useless IM chatter)

me: "well if you want to meet up I'm down whenever"

her: "but I meant like for sex :P"

me: "ya I gotcha lol, I just meant we could meet up at a bar before everything closes first, where in Boston do you live?"

her: (some specific location)

me: "I could come up there, or give you a ride to my place"

her: "haha but you have a roommate and I'm sometimes kinda loud"

me: "well it is what it is, he wouldn't come barging in haha"

her: "haha, but, no, :P, lol"

me: "haha ok, well he's not always around, unless this was a one time offer :P"

(it's like 1:30 at this point and I'm exhausted, and she doesn't respond for like 30 min)

her: (while I'm sleeping) "lol, sorry, nope, more like fwb :P"



What's my next message? I'm hesitant to post pictures of her, but she's stupidly hot.

I killed my roommate and dumped his body elsewhere. When do you want to come over?

umm, that doesn't sound legit bro.

Just wait till your roommate is going to be gone and try and give her a little notice. Like "My roommate is going out tonight. Meet me around 9?" And then try and meet her at a bar.

This. I'd be very skeptical and on your guard. Definitely don't have her come straight to your place.

ya I wouldn't just snap give out my address. Meeting at a bar sounds good.