:facepalm: Do you really not see how these are terrible things to say?

Done. Will report back with results

At least he can beat off to the thought that she might think he's not crazy.

Honest advice: Next time you are about to send a message on a dating site, stop before you hit send and cut it in half. Then cut it in half again. Probably shouldn't be sending it at all, but think you probably can't help yourself so least you could do is stop being so so verbose.

Here's the message you should have sent her:

Dear ____:,

I just read over our correspondance and realized I came off way too strong and a bit creepy. I thought we were having fun and went overboard with it, and I realize it now. I'm sorry for that. I enjoyed talking to you and hope all is well.



Again, the best advice is to send nothing and leave it alone and move on with your life. But this is Option #2

Quit signing your messages as "Bobby".

YTF, the whole thing reeks of desperation. You're quite thirsty.

Like you're exasperated that this girl is even responding, that you're containing your excitement by word bombing the **** out of these replies. Really, if you toned it down (but still genuinely let her know that you're happy in the convo), kept your answers to her questions short and sweet, and cut it down to ~7 messages before meeting, that might be a good way to go.

Actually, this.

My problem is the reverse. I will message a girl and be like "i work in sales what do you do?" and will get a three page tldr reply. That seems a lot more stdto me, isnt it usually the girl who doesnt stop talking in most relationships?

The most tilting part is the verbosity isn't really substantial at all. It's a lot of weird little quips and attempts at humor or self-reflection. It kind of reads like an insane person's inner dialogue

ytf,

that's just AWFUL. you should tell a few friends before you send those messages, not after. your excuses and explanations are completely unnecessary and just dig your grave even deeper. digables is 100% right, though his message might be too verbose too.

youtalkfunny,

I thoroughly enjoyed your losing weight thread and your ability to change your mind unlike most fatties. So I'm going to try to help you. Let me write out the subtext that she will read from all the noise you wrote:

You should do what I tell you, kid. Ain't nothing worse than making up your own mind. Ugh, he's not starting off well.

Wow, he really did want just sex, and I can't believe he told his friends - now if I date him his friends will know about our sexting and think I'm a slut or laugh at me. I can never trust this guy.

He still doesn't get what he did wrong. What a total **** up.

Wow, this guy has no respect for my privacy. What was I thinking?

God this guy is so dumb

Horny toad needs to be told he's overly horny? This is weird.

So this is a grown man who calls me "kid", but is worse than a horny teenager? How long since this guy has had sex? Sooooo unappealing.

So you're not like the other guy

Except you're exactly like him and don't even have the self awareness to realize it - and all it took was a little dirty talk to get you there. What a pig you are.

Thanks for confirming that you're a full blown creeper, *******.

You just proved that it is yet again with this email. Get a tiny bit of self awareness.

You think I want to be reminded of what I said to a creep? You think reminding of this is a good idea? How are you not getting this? Way to blow your final chance, buddy.

He can't even be honest in an apology email; what a piece of **** this guy is.

Ok. I genuinely believe this. Why he couldn't just say this without making it worse? What an idiot. I appreciate that he got there in the end, but I'm pretty wary of this guy and there's no way this creeper would get sex for ages even if I did meet him.

I couldn't read more than 2 sentences in the original correspondence due to the fact that it was deeply disturbing, but I got through most of the apology and it struck me as something that should not ever have been written, much less sent. Restrict yourself to 2 sentences max going forward. You have demonstrated the inability to type anything longer without writing something that will either physically sicken a girl or make her fear for her safety.

lmao, thanks for this ytf.

At this point, why on earth would you ever want to meet this girl? How awkward would that be?

If you don't want to meet her (i think you do), why bother with the apology?

YTF -

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ytf,

I think you should create a new gimmick profile and give her another shot and fill us in along the way

Yes!! Please this

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Now this is an idea

Yeah that's brilliant. Imagine her face when they meet (he'd have to avoid a phone call somehow and change his writing) and she realizes he's horny creeper stalker. Scarred for life imo. Or maybe a Stockholm Syndrome will set in and they'll **** like rabbits and she'll be his forever. Women like masterful men.

ytf, you should do this - it's your best bet with this girl. And report back.

Man did I run good on when to start following this thread. Are there other episodes that even approach the "I can't turn away from this trainwreck" value of this exchange? I may need to go back and read through it.

I don't get the objection to signing his messages with his name. That seemed like the most normal part. I always end my messages by signing my name "Dale."

YTF- If she doesn't reply are you going to message her again?

Bobby is like a little kid's name. Robert, Rob, or Bob are all better.

If it were my name, I probably wouldn't choose to be called Bobby either. But if that's what he goes by normally, of course he should sign his name that way.

Create a gimmick profile and start messaging her again. Get her to meet you at a bar and have someone from OOT secretly film her waiting for you to arrive. Then send her this text:

I'm about two minutes away. Sorry, but I wanted to rub one out before I left home.

Oh, I see. It's not signing his name but that his name seems childish. I guess I can see that. Though if he goes by Bobby, then I think it would be kind of odd not to sign the name he goes by. I suppose he could always sign it Robert and then when he meets her explain that his friends call him Bobby. It doesn't seem like that big of a deal though.

This is good, but better yet would be for YTF to arrive at the bar with his hand in his pants ferociously yanking away.