Overtipped pissy bartender, hopefully pays off.

By the looks of the room, I'm gonna have to lower standards a lot.

Which is bad because I don't have much to begin with .

What band is playing?

Pet Shark. Instrumental rock band who's bass player plays in Sir Elton Johns band.
Well, the first bass player did.

Overtipping bartender paying off.

Getting Titos vodka without measuring.

Uh oh....

Getting way too much alcohol for 20 dollars.

Weird thing is i have to go get my own drinks, waitress hasn't stopped by once.
But she's an uggo so no big loss.

Bartrenngder is pouring me too mich. I'm in love, lol.

TEEJ

where are you going on your dates man?

people are right that matching and getting the date is the hardest part for almost everyone.

my strategy was to have dinner then go somewhere after to watch the united game or something else if they aren't playing. good to have a hard time stop available in case things are either going terribly and it shifts the venue. then watch the game at the bar and when its over you have another natural time stop usually to head out, talk about seeing each other again, within the next day or two I invite her to a braves game and if she passes that test then the next home united game.

i. Maybe it was a bit of hyperbole that I say it "first thing", but if the banter was going well on the phone then there is no reason not to say it in person. I think an issue comes up where you are reading something in your own voice and you can't imagine yourself saying it, so there is an obvious disconnect there. I make a lot of jokes, and say some wild ****.

ii. There is nothing wrong with this if you've already established a fun tone with strong physical contact. Full disclosure, its my Dr. friends line, and I've seen him use it many times before.

iii. The point isn't to "try", the point is that it naturally happens. I was telling him its a strong date. If you are able to find a point of passion that leads to you ****ing somewhere spontaneous then you are doing good things.

So I gave some structured advice that could help lead him in the right direction. Not "be witty", or "be fun", or other vague advice that hes probably received a million times over the last 15 years. Its a bit frustrating to have 3 or 4 people pop out the woodwork to call my post trolling when you consider that.

I go to a place that caters to "professional men". For the price of a haircut they have a monthly membership option that includes every month one cut, one free touchup, a free drink, free shoeshine, and 50% off a hair product 2x a year. its like 35$

That actually sounds pretty incredible. Will definitely look for something like that.

Cost more than doing a la carte but that's the whole point, once I'd have a membership I'd be very good about getting regular cuts. Only recently did I discover those douchey guys getting monthly haircuts weren't douchey guys at all, they were being well kempt while I was being a slob.

I just started using a salon like this several months ago and the difference is huge. Mine includes touch ups every three weeks. Also neck and shoulder massages. The real value is that her skill level is so much better than super cuts. I get tons of compliments now that I have never had in past.

Well went to Denver this week feeling kinda down about my lost FWB. However the city did not disappoint. Lots of online options and conversations started. I connected with a Latina woman and met up with her after several messages. I have never been with a Latina and now I am hooked. The energy and passion was off the charts! Fossil I can see why you moved. I may be coming down your way soon! I had a 9 am meeting and she was out the door at 5 am. Not the most responsible decision on my part, but worth every minute of the exhausting next day hell.

I travel to CO a lot for work and she is up for meeting up when I come to town. It may be the perfect rebound for me. Vegas this coming weekend. Hopefully will have some of the same luck.

It's just ridiculous with some of these latinas.

The one I've currently been seeing a lot and went on a 5-day trip to Guanajuato came over 2 nights ago at 5PM. On the trip we weren't using condoms, but I never finished inside her. After the trip she told me she wanted me to finish inside her, so she started taking the pill.

So we kinda went crazy and went at it 4 times the first night. Slept for about 7 hours, another marathon session when we woke up and then we slept another 2-3 hours. Went for another round and I was really exhausted so I figured we'd call it a day, shower up, and get her on her way. So I finish my shower before her and sit on the couch browsing 2+2. She joins me a few minutes later and starts kissing me and I'm thinking "ugh, I just need to relax for a while". But then she jumps on my lap and I'm ready to go again. Eventually I lay her on my yoga mat and finish up there. She says she's a fan of yoga now lol.

Anyway, this is the first girl I've felt like has a higher sex drive than me. And she's such a firecracker that even when I'm dead exhausted she can get me going again. The best part is that she brings all the passion, but with none of the drama. Often times with latinas, you have to take the good with the bad. She's spent the night here 4x and we went on a trip where we were with each other 4 days straight and we've never had even a minor dispute.

Only thing is, I'm not sure if she's content with just the FWB thing, or if she's looking for more. She's super chill and basically only texts once a week unless we're setting up plans to meet. It's been 5-6 weeks and we haven't yet had a chat about what we're looking for. I figure I'll let it go on for a while longer and maybe date around if someone really interesting shows up. At this point I'm loving the FWB setup, but am starting to see the long-term potential with this girl as well.

Spoiler: shes looking for more

But you're the GOAT and will come out of this perfectly. You're so much braver than I was with the Latin culture. They're the most fertile population in all the land and I'd never finish inside one no matter what they told me they were on. Gringo babies are also $$$

Fossil, I've spent most of my life living abroad. With any girl who doesn't have a promising career or doesn't come from a wealthy family you need to be extremely careful about the cumming inside them.

I read what you wrote and was horror struck. From the sound of it, she doesn't exactly have the best financial or career prospects and just met you but can't wait for your semen... I know it's just circumstantial evidence, but the upside is capped and the downside is infinite.

No girl wants your jizz that badly. They want the anchor/green card baby. Unless you see her physically taking the pills every day you gotta be really careful about that - especially when it's their idea. Faking birth control and having a "surprise pregnancy" is definitely part of the "upgrade my life" playbook. I can't speak first hand about Mexico, but in Colombia and other parts of South America that's par for the course. Hell, you'd be hard pressed to find any place where it doesn't happen at times.

Yeah...gotta keep it bagged up my guy. And now you probably wanna keep your used condoms away from her too.

Vasectomy for the win.

I had a friend who found his girlfriend retrieving a condom from the trash and hiding it in her purse once.

His first piece of advice to anyone was to toss the condoms out the window. I think he took it a bit extreme but considering what he witnessed, it's understandable.

Another friend was living in Vietnam. He found a girl, he was really into her, was seriously considering proposing to her. She faked a pregnancy. The idea being that she'd actually get pregnant for real soon enough to make it work (ie they stop using condoms because what's the point, she's already pregnant). She doesn't get knocked up, unsure of the details over how he found out but they ended up splitting up. Really shook him that a woman he'd been with so long and really loved and wanted to be with anyway would try to manipulate him like that and force an issue.

I'm not saying this is necessarily going on, just I literally can count the people I know with 2 hands who've gotten locked down into raising children they never wanted and it all starts out the same way. Be careful out there.

We've talked a bunch and I don't think she wants kids. She's also commented that she knows friends/relatives who have had kids outside of marriage and feels bad for them. She doesn't have a ton of money, but has a decent job and it's not like she lives in the barrios trying to get out. It seems way more common in Colombia for a girl to be looking for a gringo as a way out and it's pretty much always obvious pretty early on. I'd like to think I have a pretty sharp read on people and wouldn't risk my freedom lightly. Could be #famouslastwords, but I trust her in this case.

and here all along i thought Fossil had no leaks.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Don't do it unless you are prepared for the consequences.

Dude, love you...but you don’t know her well enough to trust her with your life and future the way you are when you’re not using condoms. We’ve all made this mistake before, but it’s a super terrible one given what the consequences can be. Protect yourself because no one else is going to. Don’t be one of those many guys who say “I didn’t think she would do that. I made a mistake in trusting her.”

Unless you are prepared to chuck deuces at the first scare of pregnancy, everyone in this thread is spot on

Yeah what everyone else said, but to protect against STDs too. I was banging this girl once without a condom who insisted she was all good but then literally texted me two days later saying her ex had contacted her saying he has chlamydia. I'm a worrier anyway and these things aren't worth even the sweet sweet joy of rawdog sex.

think it's more an age thing than latina thing, women in their early 30s have a much higher sex drive than in their early 20s